I got the COVID. I blame the Offspring.

Hey y'all. I'm just exhausted. I'm gonna take the night off. I love you and I will do calls soon.

Host and Guests: The episode was hosted by Devon Anustart. Throughout the show, she was joined by several guests on the call, including Bojack Horseman, Greta Garbage, Mojo Bojo, and Poop My P. Mr. Biggs (Mr. Migs) was also listed as a guest. Towards the end, Katie K was thanked for being on the show and making "pretty great" calls.

Episode Overview: The show started with music and Devon discussing rewatching the "Wet Hot American Summer TV show" and playing "Stardew Valley". She admitted to getting stuck in a loop of farming activities in Stardew Valley, such as "picking vegetables and stuff and loving the animals and making mayo," which causes the day to be "already over". Devon also mentioned feeling "nervous being so far away from my home". Early in the episode, she stated there would be "NO TYPO SHOW TONIGHT!!" as she felt like "Aliens probed me and I've been up all night".

Key Prank Calls and Segments: The episode was heavily punctuated by a series of bizarre and often confrontational prank calls:

Saws and Rude Encounters: Devon called someone named Barb about "saws and tools". The conversation quickly escalated, with Barb telling Devon to "eat my butthole" and calling her a "rude ass b****". This was followed by a call to a person identified as "Devon's mom," who reacted with disgust when asked if she "eat[s] ass".

Gun Caliber Inquiry: Devon called about a ".243 caliber with a scope". The seller asked if she was "scared it might hurt your p****", and mentioned a "two bit horse can handle". Devon remarked that "what really turns me on is the sound of a shotgun going off". It was revealed that the seller, who used to sell "wheat pennies," was now selling guns.

"Dippity Dippity Dodging" Song: A song was featured about someone trying to avoid responsibility for car damage and insurance, repeatedly using the phrase "dippity dippity dodging".

Toyota Scion & Boobs as Collateral: Devon inquired about a charcoal gray Toyota Scion with 186,591 miles and a recently replaced engine. The seller was very accommodating, even offering to keep his "little bitty hound dogs stay in the house". Devon suggested the car's previous damage was due to a "woman driver or a Democrat", which the seller confirmed was a "woman driver". In a shocking moment, Devon offered to send a picture of her "boobs as like collateral" so the seller wouldn't sell the car to anyone else. She also asked if a "black snake milking a cow" was a real phenomenon or an "old wives tail". She concluded the call by telling the seller "I love you" and identifying herself as "Rachel".

"Butt Slammed" Song: Another musical interlude, this song proclaimed "You just got butt slammed".

"Haunted Sheets" Saga: Devon called about "large box of full-size sheets" from an auction. She persistently asked if they were "haunted" or "poop stained with ghost sharks". She even suggested bringing her "2-year-old son to smell all of the sheets" to check if he made a "weird face". A follow-up call led the seller to call Devon the "crazy lady" and a "b".

Hotel Marriage Proposal: Devon called a hotel, stating her 17 and 18-year-old sons were fighting over who would get to marry the front desk attendant. She asked the attendant to choose one, specifically suggesting the one with "longer hair" and a "bigger dick".

The Elusive "Epstein Files": A significant running gag involved Devon repeatedly calling the Margaritaville Hotel Nashville to ask if they were holding the "Epstein files," seeking "names, addresses, flight logs, tapes" and hoping for "Donald Trump stuff". Both hotel representatives denied any knowledge of such files. Devon later noted that discussing the "Epstein files will get the SEO going" for the show.

Hotel "Unibrow Man" and Epstein List: A male caller (Phil) phoned a hotel, reporting a "scary like man who had like a unibrow" who had been looking at and winking at his children. He then directly asked if this man was "on the Epstein list by any chance" or in any "flight logs or any of the tapes". He also provided sarcastic advice on cleaning phone holes.

Sofa Pubes: During a call about a reclining sofa for sale, Devon asked the seller if there were "pubes in the sofa".

Pizza and Service Dogs: Several calls were made to pizza places. In one instance, Devon requested a pick-up but claimed she "can't get out of the car right now". In another, she attempted to bring "five service dogs" into a restaurant, claiming they were "trained sled dogs" that could "pull [her] in" on a wheelchair. She offered money, "an extra hundred bucks" then "200 bucks," for permission. One particularly memorable line from this call was a guest (presumably Poop My P) stating, "Only one of my dogs is is a registered poodlephile.".

Hotel Daughter in Breaker Room: Devon called a hotel claiming her 6-year-old daughter was having a tantrum in the "breaker room where all the the the switches are". She asked if the hotel had "rope or a cart" to help pull her daughter out.

Hotel Baseball Bat: Devon called a Hilton Garden Inn to ask if she could bring her new baseball bat down to the lobby to "swing it around". Despite repeated refusals from the staff, she insisted she would do it anyway, even offering the staff a chance to "swing my bat". A separate call later had her son needing to "get out a little bit of anger" by swinging his bat.

Hotel Gatorade and Personal Distress: Mojo Bojo called a hotel, initially asking for Gatorade. He then proceeded to share a detailed account of his personal struggles, including his boss, wife, and kids not respecting him, his wife not "reciprocating in the love making," and accidentally "torqued my penis a little too much" while "jerking it in the bathroom". He was transferred to a manager.

Hotel Fuse Box Drilling: Devon called a Marriott, stating she was in the "breaker box room" and was "drilling into a fuse box" with an "impact drill".

Hotel AI Nude Pictures: In a highly uncomfortable call, Devon informed a hotel staff member that her sons were creating "nude pictures" of the staff using AI. She asked if they could come down with their "Google glasses" to take a "real picture". She also referred to the staff as her son's "Nubian goddess".

Hotel Chainsaw and Bowling: Greta called a hotel and asked if she was allowed to use a chainsaw or bowl in her room, stating she had a "bowling ball and some pins".

Carlito and Daisy's Brief Appearance: A highlight of the show was the moment Carlito and Daisy joined the call. Upon their arrival, Carlito announced himself and Daisy enthusiastically declared, "Hey boys, it's Daisy. It's Daisy.". Devon immediately questioned Daisy, asking, "Daisy, are you driving drunk on the air again, Daisy?". Daisy quickly denied this, stating, "No. No, don't be silly. That's all behind me now.". Carlito then commented that he liked that Devon had "music back on your show" and that her "mom" and "Wicked and Crooked" were on. Their brief segment was comically interrupted by an audio drop instructing listeners, "For the love of God, please disinfect your phone.".

Other Discussions and Interludes: Throughout the episode, Devon and her guests discussed various other topics:

Devon's mother using cooling blankets and personal preferences for sleeping temperatures (Devon prefers it cold).

Concerns about a TikTok challenge where "kids are kicking indoors" and the dangers involved.

Reflections on Stalin's historical role, acknowledging he was a "dictator" who "killed millions of people" but also "did help win World Wari".

Greta shared a recent prank call experience where she was called a "country fried Tweety bird b".

The episode concluded with Devon announcing her tiredness and a song about "Farts in my butt" and pooping.

Just as a bustling market square buzzes with a myriad of vendors selling their unique wares, this episode of "Take Your Pants Off" offered a chaotic yet captivating collection of calls and conversations, each adding its own peculiar flavour to the overall auditory experience.

This episode of Take Your Pants Off, hosted by Devon Anustart, pronounced "Devon Anus Tart", offers a blend of personal conversation and an array of chaotic prank calls. The show, which is identified as a prank call show with friends on Prankcast, begins with an extended, warm interaction between the host and a woman named Ann. Their discussion delves into Ann's life, including her resilience after a stroke, her age (78, though she notes people think she looks like she's 60-65 due to her lack of wrinkles and blonde hair), and anecdotes about her cherished roses that died. Ann shares a particularly memorable story about a six-foot black snake "charming" and milking her cow when she was a teenager. Their conversation also touches upon music preferences, with Ann expressing her love for The Beatles (even owning their books) and her dislike for Elvis, as well as a peculiar detail about Frank Sinatra being buried under six feet of cement. The host, Rachel, shares personal updates, like her enjoyment of dog shows. This opening segment establishes a close and affectionate rapport between the host and Ann, frequently referring to each other as "sweetheart" and "sister".

Following the intimate conversation, the episode transitions into the prank call segment, which constitutes a major part of the Devonanustart show. These calls are characterised by their often explicit, bizarre, and confrontational nature. One notable call features Rachel inquiring about a free trampoline from a man named Tom, who reveals he is naked after being in a sauna. Rachel then engages him in a series of highly suggestive questions about his naked body, including his penis bouncing on the trampoline, and his p***-watching habits. The call ends with Tom hanging up, to Rachel's amusement, who then describes him as a "sicko". Other prank calls involve Rachel attempting to haggle for items like an office desk, a sink, and flooring planks, during which she threatens to smash the sink with a hammer and asks the seller if he would "pull his Peter out and show it".

A significant portion of the prank calls target various hotels in the Phoenix area. During these calls, Rachel and other show participants (such as PhoneLosers and MrBiggs who are also listed as guests on the show) engage hotel staff with peculiar requests and crude jokes. Examples include asking about light bulbs and admitting to stealing them from hotels, and a series of calls where Rachel, portraying a woman "bleeding like a stuffed pig," asks for tampons and then "sugar". This leads to a second caller, posing as Rachel's "father," confronting the hotel staff about the implied sexual offer of "sugar" to his daughter. Jokes are also told, such as, "What does a cheap hotel and girls pants have in common? No ballroom". The episode reaches a peak of confrontation with a call to a man selling "wheat pennies," resulting in a volatile exchange filled with profanities, sexual insults, and violent threats from the seller, who claims to have 20 guns and gives out his address. The overall tone of the show is highly unpredictable, blending tender personal stories with audacious and often shocking prank call segments.