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On this spooky Halloween episode of The Collective, I host and we try the following premises:

• 00:14:44 Waiting in my candy van in the parking lot for a kid to come back with the money (@milkbox)
• 00:20:57 Booking a room for one hour under a fake name, because I'm faithful to my wife 24 hours a day but tomorrow has 25 hours (@andyanderson)
• 00:25:11 Reporting that my aunt got into my Vaseline and smeared it on everything in the room (Mr. LallyBirdie)
• 00:33:01 Inviting the front desk to do the monster mash, asking for a snack for my unregistered bird, and checking if their refrigerator is running (@DespicableDogs)
• 00:40:18 Telling a truck stop my secret: I see French people (@ItsTiff)
• 00:44:15 Booking a stay as Vlad, arriving at midnight, leaving in January, no daylight please, and is there garlic? (MichaelRickard)
• 00:50:02 Reporting that my bathroom mirror shows no reflection and the faucet is dripping blood (@milkbox)
• 00:55:32 Booking a room as Little Nicky from the underworld, with my duck Quackers reading the card number (@greenimp)
• 01:01:49 Asking if the hotel is haunted, then sharing how my aunt Carol dated a ghost for three years and sent him money (AnteaterTPose)
• 01:11:55 Reporting a kid in a banana costume who stole my pumpkin carved with Kenny Loggins' face (@CyberspaceGhost)
• 01:14:39 Flushing pumpkin guts down the toilet and asking if the engineer wears a cute train hat (@CyberspaceGhost)
• 01:18:09 Complaining an employee gave my son a greased potato for "harvest time" (@WildOne)
• 01:19:22 Asking if I need to shower, since my zombie costume is made of rotting meat (@WildOne)
• 01:23:00 Asking who stole the pumpkins from the patch I've been growing on the hotel roof (@Crimson)
• 01:28:45 Asking if the kid who ran from my candy van went into the hotel, then needing a plunger for pumpkin pulp (@Moxietxt)
• 01:32:20 Offering a clerk a sales job for my new invention, legal methamphetamine (@Saturn)
• 01:37:46 Reporting my roommate clogged the toilet making pumpkin soup, and asking how I can tell if I'm in a room (AaronHernandezCFO)
• 01:42:01 Trick-or-treating door to door inside the hotel and asking which rooms are occupied (@IRegretJumping)
• 01:46:40 A mystery call asking a liquor store clerk his purpose in life (@gretagarbage)
• 01:50:20 Bringing a bus of 30 kids who need candy, with the kids on speaker (@IceCat)
• 01:54:10 Knocking on doors looking for my Tinder date, then revealing it was a corporate privacy test (Mr. LallyBirdie)
• 01:58:55 Holding the phone up to my sink so the front desk can hear the plumbing (@ItsTiff and the group)
• 02:01:17 Complaining that a candy-colored clown called the Sandman keeps knocking on my door (Mr. Kramer)
• 02:04:22 Getting lost in a white room full of cables with a stop sign that says EOST (Michael Rickard)
• 02:10:09 Playing hide and tweak with my buddy, and now I'm stuck on a ledge in the elevator shaft (@Aries)
• 02:15:50 Sending all the hotel guests down to my party bus for candy hopping (@milkbox)

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Thanks to

• @AnteaterTPose for running the show
• @IregretJumping for substituting when @anteater took pee breaks
• @every caller who joined
• @all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Asking hotels for the retroactive extra hour I missed out on during the daylight saving time changeover
• Letting the front desk know I'm cashing in my missing extra hour in an unlocked room
• Calling from a room I opened with a credit card, and offering to rummage through the guest's suitcase to figure out whose room it is
• Asking hotels what's up with the perverts in the tree
• Asking a hotel to redo Halloween with candy, decorations, and someone in costume, because my ex had our son on Halloween
• Demanding a refund because my vending machine pastry didn't have enough cream filling
• Asking laundromats if they have donations ready for our used panty drive
• chastising laundromats for separating whites and colors (hattip @iregretjumping)
• Asking people to write down my new number

Thanks to:

• @RSwedonia for the show title
• @DavidLevy for the lock picking idea
• @AndyAnderson for the perverts in a tree reminder
• @iregretjumpnig
• all Patreons

Wherein we Rock The Vote.

If anyone wants to participate in pranksgiving this year you are welcome to send me a 1 hour+ show by November 23rd

Wilford just wanted to check his blood sugar but the next thing he knows barney shows up with a giant cake and then wilford shouts… I thought you loved me barney! that will kill me!

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A fun morning show! Prayer lines, hotels, TRADIO, etc. Enjoy!

IceCat cleans up.

I forgot what this one is about. This is what happens when you don't update right away. I think it's about poop and dracula. If it's not lets pretend it is, because that sounds fun.

PUMPKINS!!!

IceCat does some spooky dooky pranks!