Prank call shows, with friends

On this short episode I try the following premises:

• Returning a thermos full of premium gasoline I borrowed from cars in the hotel parking lot
• Asking whose job I'm taking over at the front desk
• Confessing that I've been siphoning feathers from hotel pillows for years to make and sell new pillows
• Introducing myself as the new manager and coaching a clerk on a heartier, faster phone greeting
• Asking the front desk to watch my race dogs, until 4AM while I go to the club
• Asking clerks to please hurry and move faster, without ever explaining for what

Thanks to

• @PhoneLosers for the race dogs idea
• @YourMum for the "go slower" idea
• @AndyAnderson for the shoe title
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This is the version of the show to give to all your grandparents and 7th cousins!

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Jason travels All the Way to New York in order to Try and make some new friends.

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On this spooktacular pre-loween episode I try to create legends in hotels by reporting ghost encounters:

• Asking a hotel if it's haunted after a sad maid from the 1920s walked right through me on the stairs (the clerk confirmed they have a ghost in a flannel shirt)
• Following a dream to a hotel, where I saw a woman in 90s clothes with a crying baby arguing with someone named Walter on the stairwell, then vanishing
• Letting a known haunted hotel know our amateur ghost hunting club performed an exorcism and removed the bones from their property
• Reporting a haunted bathroom where every faucet turned on by itself and a hand reached up from below to flush the toilet while I was sitting on it
• Tracking down Room 112, where I believe I was conceived before being dropped off at an orphanage by a woman who died 70 years earlier
• Calling a number that came to me in a vision and getting a crash course in the Urantia Book, despite my short term memory loss
• Warning hotels about a dream where their phone number burned like the sun above the message "All is peril in the land of ice" (one clerk worked out what it meant and brought in housekeeping)

Thanks to

• @eingilardi for the spooky calls idea
• @iRegretJumping for the exorcism idea
• @itsTiff for the haunted hotel and the Urantia number
• @Speem and @Bray90820 for the haunted hotel numbers
• all Patreons