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This week we help people learn fiscal responsibility and we even get a visit from Peter Parker. he really needs his money now.
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Betty calls some movie theaters to complain that there were talking animals in the movie. Kurt Cobain calls a few to complain that the movie isn't grungy enough. A bunch of crossed lines and bot calls tossed into the mix. I also play a few good older calls.
Featuring
- iregretjumping (crew)
- icecat (crew)
- AndyAnderson (guest)
- despicabledogs (crew)
- DrTomServo (crew)
On this episode I try the following premises:
- Call hotels as a concerned citizen to say that I just saw a homeless person stealth camping outside their building; and you guess that they are probably really hungry and you think it would be nice if the hotels would send Macdonalds his way or give him a romantic room for free. And then continually drop hints that I was in fact the homeless guy in question.
- Calling nursing homes to find out if I can meet with wealthy residents with dementia to pretend like I'm their grandson (but not All-zheimers, only Some-zheimers, or Partial-zheimers).
- Then calling nursing homes to see how open minded they are about my grandma's interests. Credit to @kali for the hilarious opening hook: "Is this nursing home kink friendly?"
- Calling funeral homes from Rent-a-Coffin / CasketRabbit) to pick up some used caskets and make sure they have them cleaned and ready. (Thanks @kali again for this ridiculously funny premise)
- Finished the show calling another youtube live stream debater to promote https://minors.vagibond.com for minors struggling with gender identity (thanks @parkman for the tip) but they weren't having it.
- And more!
Relevant Milkbox Song of the Week:
"Just tell them your their grandson"
https://suno.com/s/J4G3xfiDP8HYbBAc
Thanks to
- @eviloctopus for the show title
- @richardlocke for joining as a Patreon!
- @ayatux for the number
- all Patreons
We visit the local place of worship and learn that indoctrination can make you actually kill a helpless kitten. After that we cook up some holy butter.
Happy birthday airhead!
Special thanks to "frank" who gave us our very first voicemail.
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