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Wilford just wanted to check his blood sugar but the next thing he knows barney shows up with a giant cake and then wilford shouts… I thought you loved me barney! that will kill me!

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Jason travels All the Way to New York in order to Try and make some new friends.

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After we cast our ballot for Pedro we learn some nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills and other everyday survival skills to survive the current corporate environment.

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Jason quits his esteemed position at help machine studios in search of his true passion in life. Will he find it? or will it find him?

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sorry…

       sorry...... we're sorry........................................................sorry.......
                                                                                                                               SORRY!

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we're sorry……………………………………………………………………………….sorry……….

I have a bad habit of listening to linkin park and drinking 11 pots of wilkins coffee.

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Why are dreams so real?!??
………………………………………………. I don't know either.

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What's So Funny?

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HELP! the vulcans are very emotional and need the help machine! the SPACE HELP MACHINE!

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Tony soprano is a real projector objector, but lets see if the help machine can offer him any assistance after he assaulted his own therapist.

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