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Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.

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This week on the ranch we get stuck in traffic and learn the single biggest reason people stay stuck in life.

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This week we prove that material possessions actually do make us happy! who would have thought??

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This episode explains why we are all such assholes to each other.
Especially christian bale!

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This week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.

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This week we get a higher education and learn how to learn.

Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air

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4 hours and 20 minutes of the best stoner music mixed in with some information on why marijuana is so deadly.

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Special 420 show Tommorow around noon.

This week Billy and his coke addicted 2nd cousin Richard teach us a thing or two about fitness and why its imperative that we combine exercise with TV

This week we learn how to have healthy romantic relationships. We also guess who everyone's baby daddy is or isn't.

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