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This episode explains why we are all such assholes to each other.
Especially christian bale!

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This week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.

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This week we get a higher education and learn how to learn.

Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air

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4 hours and 20 minutes of the best stoner music mixed in with some information on why marijuana is so deadly.

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Special 420 show Tommorow around noon.

This week Billy and his coke addicted 2nd cousin Richard teach us a thing or two about fitness and why its imperative that we combine exercise with TV

This week we learn how to have healthy romantic relationships. We also guess who everyone's baby daddy is or isn't.

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This week we are huffing air duster because it's really cool and it helps us forget about our problems in life.

                                                           -SMOKE-

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                                                     -Are ya smokin yet?!?!- 

This week we continue to unravel the mystery of the mysterious caller while we do our daily toothpaste errands and listen to the horse radio.

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Just a normal episode where nothing weird happens. Yup.

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