This is a clip form a few shows ago, where I talk to a man about birdhouses, boy scouts, and then I sass-battle his wife. Oh and we learn the cooked opossum tastes like p***y.
Too Short, Didn't Listen:
Just a bit of a back story. I called this guy about having boy scouts come to put up a birdhouse in their yard (Thanks to @Lackey for the premise). They hung up on me after a while. I moved on, but they didn't. They called me like 4 more times over the course of 10 minutes or so. I didn't answer because I couldn't catch it in time. I tried to call, but got their voicemail, where I learned this man hunts opossum. So I naturally I had to try to call back.
I talked to him and he stared in on the mom jokes and I ran with it. We were almost done and his wife jumps in and asks a question. She for sure wore the pants in the relationship, and started getting sassy with me. trying to gaslamp me, We duked it out for a while and then the man joins back in. 2 on 1, not fair! I got the claws out though, and fucked some shit up. Police Dad! Please! Who do you think you're talking to here?? Johnny Firsttimer?!
I did a show last night, so no show tonight.
Notice! This show contains awesome bird noises 🦃🐔🐄
Second Notice! It also contains an hour or so of pre show record spins.
Third Notice! This show also have 4 guests, 2 of whom I have never done calls with, but you already know that because you can read.
Now that that is out of the way let's get down to the meat of the show. This show is all about the turkeys. GreenImp sets up an awesome premise where he asks if we can baste our turkey in the pool/hot tub.
Then we ask about bringing turkeys into the hotel which make people stop to ponder is it a live turkey or a dead turkey?
GreenImp cries about having to slaughter his prize turkey. And we out my cousin who identifies as a turkey.
Ionlysmile joins in and we pass the phone around as a traveling band and our manager AndyAnderson helps clear things up.
Andy inquires about the parking lots health statistics, but the front desk guy just "works there" and is no help.
Group bird noises take flight as GreenImp make sure his flock is secure and DogLettuce sneaks in at the very end and flicks a bunch of switches.
Huge thanks to all my guests who joined! I'm so thankful for all of them and all of you! Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks to @CrieFaux for joining me! Zoo Crow!
I'll do a make up show when I am feeling better.
Friday's are now prankcast sock days.
That is all.
This is a damn good show! Started off with lots of ringing, but the calls were fun. Then DD drops by and the show got really fun. IceCat gets a guy to sing and plays a song about taxes and gas.
Thanks to @despicabledogs for being a co-host and to @Gordo for the research and song.
Just an FYI, IceCat has slid into a new slot…er time slot. IceCat has slid into a new time slot! Come get your fill on Saturday Nights with the Chill.
This commercial was made by the AMAZING Andy Anderson, who took the time out of his busy schedule training single dads to do voiceovers, to make this drop for me! I am truly lucky to have such creative, funny and talented followers come and hang out in my chats week after week. You, dear listeners, are why I keep doing my show. I can never say thank you and I love you enough! Now get back to work, and I hope we'll see you on Caturday! Woo!
