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Thank you for calling Marriott Reservations.

With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with this evening?

I need I need someone to send, like, maybe a, a shuttle or something to come pick me up.

My car Well, not my car, but the car that I found is broken down on the side of the road.

I meant to return it back to the hotel before the owner had got back, but now don't know what I'm gonna do.

You'll need to reach out to the front desk.

Can can you connect me to the front desk?

I can't I I cannot do any outbound transfer.

So when somebody loses their Honda Civic that they just bought last year and they blame you for it.

You're just gonna say, oh, well, I'm just I'm just the guy on the phone.

You're you're getting snippy with me, by the way.

Sir, but I'm informing your I can't do anything.

Do you have to And you're getting aggressive.

You're getting aggressive with me first, sir.


Speaker 0: Thank you for calling Marriott Reservations. My name is Tom. With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with this evening?

Speaker 1: Hey. This is Jesus. Are you at the front desk?

Speaker 0: No. I'm in the reservation center.

Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I I need some help. I need I need someone to send, like, maybe a, a shuttle or something to come pick me up. My car Well, not my car, but the car that I found is broken down on the side of the road. I meant to return it back to the hotel before the owner had got back, but now don't know what I'm gonna do.

Can you help me out?

Speaker 0: Unfortunately, I can't do anything. I'm just in the reservation center. You'll need to reach out to the front desk.

Speaker 1: So self deprecating. Can can you connect me to the front desk?

Speaker 0: I can't I I cannot do any outbound transfer.

Speaker 1: Okay. So when somebody loses their Honda Civic that they just bought last year and they blame you for it. You're just gonna say, oh, well, I'm just I'm just the guy on the phone. I can't do anything.

Speaker 0: I can't, sir.

Speaker 1: Yeah. You're you're getting snippy with me, by the way.

Speaker 0: Sir, but I'm informing your I can't do anything. I'm not at the property.

Speaker 1: Right.

Speaker 0: Do you have to And you're getting aggressive. You're getting aggressive with me first, sir.

Speaker 1: It's not aggressive. It's passive aggressive.

Speaker 0: Okay, sir. Goodbye.

Speaker 1: Goodbye. And fuck your mother.

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