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00:00:00 Dad needs help 🤪
00:02:50 Beverly is not his wife 🙅‍♂️
00:03:55 Butt dial w/ Beverly 🍑🤳
00:06:45 Beverly and Betty got lost
00:09:07 There was some old person
00:10:00 Bev and Betty got the wrong number 📲
⭐Best call➡️00:12:37 Beverly and Lisa get lost in Mom's phone⬅️
00:17:48 Random Bot Calls



crossing the line


Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 1: Hello?

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 1: Yes. Hey, Al. Did

Speaker 0: he call you? Hi, Jared.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 3: I guess you did. It just went crazy on Rebecca.

Speaker 0: Who did?

Speaker 4: Who do you think?

Speaker 0: Dad?

Speaker 1: Yes.

Speaker 0: What? Oh, a mouse depart. I mean, he does it every night. This is what happens by the end of the day, he's so fed up. He goes, not.

He needs to have psychological support?

Speaker 3: No. I know he does. I

Speaker 0: that needs to, like, be prioritized. Like, he feels overwhelmed and alone. And he needs some help. It's scary. She's like, you gotta pack her purse for the movie.

That's insane.

Speaker 4: Do what?

Speaker 0: You know?

Speaker 3: What do you say that again?

Speaker 0: You told me how to pack her purse for the movie.

Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this?

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 1: Hello?

Speaker 6: What is your problem? Do you have nothing better to do?

Speaker 7: What is that?

Speaker 4: Who are you talking to?

Speaker 0: Who is that?

Speaker 8: What the fuck do you think this is?

Speaker 6: Oh, where is that? You know, I'm gonna trace this phone call motherfucker.

Speaker 3: Nelson?

Speaker 0: It's not me. There's like a third party on the call.

Speaker 6: I got a tracer on my phone. I'm tracing this phone call. And you know what? I'm gonna report you.

Speaker 3: What is

Speaker 1: that? Who's the bud?

Speaker 3: I got a tracer too. Who are you? Where did you come from on this call? Did you find out somebody else? And we didn't add anybody to the call.

Speaker 0: Did you guys call me? No. My phone rang, but I picked up the phone. It said Becca was calling me, so I picked up the phone. No.

I didn't call you.

Speaker 2: Goodbye.

Speaker 6: You are a piece of fucking shit And if you call my phone again, I'll make sure you don't ever get another phone anywhere, honey.

Speaker 2: Hello? Hello?

Speaker 6: Yes.

Speaker 2: Call me? Hi. How are you? I'm okay. How are you doing?

Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this?

Speaker 6: What is your problem? Do you have nothing better to do?

Speaker 2: I'm not sure who you're talking to, but this is my wife's phone number, and I'm trying to find out why she's calling me. And I know this is her because she wouldn't be talking to her husband in this banner.

Speaker 8: What the fuck do you think this is?

Speaker 2: I'll share you. I'm sure you're not my wife, because I wouldn't have you as my wife. Thank you. Good night.

Speaker 3: Goodbye.

Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? What's that? Hello?

Speaker 2: What?

Speaker 3: Hello?

Speaker 1: Hello? Hello, Chad. What's up?

Speaker 3: Nothing. What are you doing?

Speaker 9: Not much. What are you doing?

Speaker 3: Hanging out with Mikayla watching TV.

Speaker 0: Oh, that sounds like fun.

Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1: What's this?

Speaker 3: Nothing? He called me.

Speaker 0: No. You called me.

Speaker 3: No. You definitely just called me.

Speaker 9: Oh, well, I must have bothered you because I definitely didn't mean to call you.

Speaker 3: That's right. You definitely just called me.

Speaker 0: Oh, sorry. My bad. You're good.

Speaker 2: Hi. How are you?

Speaker 3: Alright. We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 0: Alright. I will.

Speaker 3: Alright. Alright. Bye.

Speaker 1: Bye.

Speaker 5: Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.

Speaker 0: Goodbye.

Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? Yes.

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 2: Hi. How are you?

Speaker 3: Who are you?

Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this?

Speaker 3: Who are you?

Speaker 6: What is your problem? Do you have nothing better to do?

Speaker 3: You called me.

Speaker 8: What the fuck do you think this is?

Speaker 3: Why did you call me?

Speaker 6: You know, I'm gonna trace this phone call motherfucker. Hello? Oh, I got a tracer on my phone. I'm tracing this phone call. And you know what?

I'm gonna report you.

Speaker 2: Perfect. Because you called me.

Speaker 6: You are a piece of fucking shit. And if you call my phone again, I'll make sure you don't ever get another phone anywhere, honey.

Speaker 0: Ma'am, this is the Canyon County Sheriff's Office. How can I help you?

Speaker 6: I've already talked to everybody. They don't know who the fuck you are.

Speaker 0: That's unfortunate. You have a great I

Speaker 1: Goodbye. Goodbye.

Speaker 3: Hello?

Speaker 1: Hello? Yes. Hello? Yeah.

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 3: Mom?

Speaker 0: Trevor? Yeah? Where are you?

Speaker 4: I'm at home. Where are you?

Speaker 0: Wait. Her it's weird. Are you okay?

Speaker 4: Yeah. You just called me.

Speaker 0: No. I never called you.

Speaker 10: Yeah. You

Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this?

Speaker 0: No. Trevor's somebody's on the phone.

Speaker 6: What is your problem? Do you have nothing better to do?

Speaker 11: Goodbye.

Speaker 0: I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 8: What the fuck do you think this is?

Speaker 0: Excuse me, Trevor. I'll hang up. I'll call you back.

Speaker 6: You don't wanna be at Tracy.

Speaker 11: Goodbye.

Speaker 3: Oh, train looks like.

Speaker 0: Tramer?

Speaker 1: Hello? Yeah.

Speaker 0: Yeah. What in the world's going on?

Speaker 4: I have no idea what that was.

Speaker 0: I have no idea. Either my phone has something what?

Speaker 4: Something got hacked there.

Speaker 0: Yeah. No kidding. Because my phone was sitting on the on the shelf by me where I'm at. I was watching a country music show. That was weird, wasn't it?

Speaker 4: I I have no idea.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Were you in bed?

Speaker 4: No. I'm actually up right now, but

Speaker 0: Yeah. I have no idea what that what that was all about. That was weird because my phone rang.

Speaker 10: K. Wait a minute. Hold up. Let me go get to my desk, please. Hold up.

I'm Okay. I'm here.

Speaker 2: Hello?

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 6: Yes.

Speaker 0: Who is this?

Speaker 2: Hi. How are you?

Speaker 6: Funny?

Speaker 9: Yeah. Right?

Speaker 0: You called? No. You called me. What the fuck? He was, like, some old person.

I know. That was so crazy. I know. Are we being recorded right now?

Speaker 1: Hello?

Speaker 8: Hello?

Speaker 3: Hello?

Speaker 6: Yes.

Speaker 1: Hello?

Speaker 11: Goodbye.

Speaker 2: Hi. How are you?

Speaker 1: Who's this?

Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this?

Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? Great. Yeah. You called me, but somebody

Speaker 0: else on the line.

Speaker 1: No. You called me. Uh-uh. Goodbye.

Speaker 10: K. Wait a minute. Hold up. Let me go get to my desk, please. Hold up on me.

Okay. I'm here.

Speaker 1: The what?

Speaker 7: You're so welcome. You ain't grown up. That's what that is.

Speaker 0: Who is this?

Speaker 11: Okay. Now we need to talk about this.

Speaker 1: Goodbye.

Speaker 0: What do

Speaker 12: you understand? Do I need

Speaker 11: Goodbye.

Speaker 0: Hello?

Speaker 10: Wait a minute. Hold up.

Speaker 2: Let me

Speaker 10: go get to my desk, please. Hold up. I'm

Speaker 5: Who is this?

Speaker 0: Goodbye.

Speaker 7: I'm here.

Speaker 1: Who is this?

Speaker 0: The what?

Speaker 1: Who is this?

Speaker 7: You're so lucky. You ain't grown up. That's what that is.

Speaker 0: You're dialing the wrong number. You're calling me and my husband. Both of our phone rings. Like, my phone is just being quiet.

Speaker 11: Okay. Now we need to talk about this.

Speaker 0: Talk about what?

Speaker 12: What do you understand? Do I need to speak in another language to you?

Speaker 0: You have the wrong number.

Speaker 1: Don't call back.

Speaker 11: What didn't you understand?

Speaker 0: Don't call back. You had the wrong number.

Speaker 6: Oh, that's convenient.

Speaker 11: Hello? Trying to make a living for yourself.

Speaker 1: Hello? Hi. Hi.

Speaker 3: How are you? Fine.

Speaker 0: Why are you sounding like that?

Speaker 3: It sounds like somebody different. It didn't sound like you.

Speaker 0: Oh, yeah. It's me.

Speaker 3: Is that

Speaker 0: Yeah. It's me.

Speaker 1: Oh.

Speaker 0: Why is your my phone sound weird?

Speaker 3: Well, at first, it did. I didn't know if it was, like, my phone, gave me a service or else did you always.

Speaker 0: Oh, because my phone earlier,

Speaker 9: we had to turn it off

Speaker 0: and on because it was ringing.

Speaker 1: Hello? What the heck was that?

Speaker 3: A good idea.

Speaker 9: Tell me, I just heard, hi. How are you?

Speaker 3: If someone's possessed, I think, mom

Speaker 0: I think it is.

Speaker 6: What is your problem?

Speaker 1: Do you have nothing better to do? Hello? What the fuck do you think this is? Caleb, can you

Speaker 0: hear this? Yeah.

Speaker 6: You know, I'm gonna trace this phone call motherfucker.

Speaker 2: Why is

Speaker 0: it doing that?

Speaker 6: I got a tracer on my phone. I'm tracing this phone call. And you know what? I'm gonna report you.

Speaker 1: For what? Kayla? Yeah. For what?

Speaker 6: You are a piece of fucking shit. And if you call my phone again, I'll make sure you don't ever get another phone anywhere, honey.

Speaker 3: I think you're talking to the wrong number,

Speaker 1: miss. I've already talked to everybody.

Speaker 6: They don't know who the fuck you are.

Speaker 3: Oh, then we got the wrong number.

Speaker 6: I think you're fucking mentally ill.

Speaker 0: Been in the call. Weird.

Speaker 6: You can't even hardly probably walk or blow your nose.

Speaker 0: Hey, Laurie. This might be a scam. I would just hang up. Okay. Yeah.

This is there's something going on here. Yeah. I would hang up. Okay. Okay.

I'll call back or something. I'll wait a little bit.

Speaker 6: You know, something in the last 4 years, my house was considered one of the prettiest Goodbye.

Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Speaker 0: Hi. Hi. Is it TV on our background? We've got TV on. Now this

Speaker 1: is weird to interrupt.

Speaker 0: Maybe, like, turn your phone off and then turn it back on. Okay. I'll completely power it down and Yeah. Yeah. Because we weren't calling you.

And then you're calling all of a sudden

Speaker 3: I well, I called the home phone, but then all of a sudden, you said I was calling you, and then you called me.

Speaker 0: Calling my cell phone again. Or your cell phone was calling. Came up that your phone was calling his phone. So there's something going on. That's weird.

That was really, like, scary.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 0: Boy.

Speaker 1: Yeah. It's per

Speaker 3: yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 0: So how did you get on the phone call, Carol?

Speaker 3: His mom called me.

Speaker 0: And that person was on the phone?

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 0: I didn't call you. Okay, love. I didn't call you. You've you've called me.

Speaker 3: The first time? Yeah. What the fuck? Well, you got something wrong with your phone then. You probably got hacked somehow or something.

You might wanna go in, like

Speaker 9: My name is Erica, and

Speaker 0: Okay. Now are you hearing something again?

Speaker 9: I just moved here because I'm getting a divorce, and it's not finalized on September 18th.

Speaker 3: Mom, you need to log out all of all of your stuff

Speaker 1: in writing.

Speaker 3: Like, get rid of it. A lot of stuff.

Speaker 0: Kaleb, you need to too.

Speaker 9: My husband will not give me any money.

Speaker 0: Laurie will call you on the house phone. Hang on. Bye.

Speaker 1: Goodbye.

Speaker 9: Not one penny. Goodbye. Excel City.

Speaker 12: What do you understand? Do I need to speak in another language to you?

Speaker 0: I need you to tell me what you're looking for, or you can call another store.

Speaker 11: What didn't you understand? I don't know what you

Speaker 2: want. That's

Speaker 6: convenient.

Speaker 1: Goodbye. Well, smoke shop. K. Wait a minute. Hold up.

Speaker 2: Let me go get to my desk, please. Hold up. I'm

Speaker 3: Okay.

Speaker 10: Okay. I'm here.

Speaker 0: The what? Hello?

Speaker 7: You sound like a you ain't grown up. That's what that is.

Speaker 11: Okay. Now we need to talk about this.

Speaker 3: Okay.

Speaker 12: What's your new understanding? Do I need to speak in another language to you?

Speaker 3: You're cut can you speak to that again? You're cutting out.

Speaker 11: What didn't you understand?

Speaker 3: Yeah. One second here. I I I don't know what you're Well, folks up. What can I get you?

Speaker 1: Oh, that's convenient. Hello?

Speaker 11: Trying to make a living for yourself. Now I care about nobody. And me

Speaker 1: and his dad If you was

Speaker 11: a woman, I'd give you a little bit more respect here. Take your butt out of the work and live by the sweat of your brow.

Speaker 3: What can I get you, ma'am?

Speaker 11: He's supposed to get no word in on my phone. My pay this bill?

Speaker 3: I think you got the wrong number, ma'am.

Speaker 11: I'm not playing with you. I'm not scared of nothing that's on two feet. Okay?

Speaker 3: Alright. Have a good day, ma'am. More smoke shop.

Speaker 11: A dog a dog can't unlock my door.

Speaker 7: Not break a window.

Speaker 11: But, hockey like you can.

Speaker 3: Ma'am, you got the wrong number. What do you what this is the smoke stop. What do you need?

Speaker 11: You're gonna tell you something. He like, you can't do nothing for me. Too many dogs were slammed in my face by Hunkies. You understand that changed my life back in the sixties. So you take your Hunkie self back into the hole

Speaker 7: that you climbed out of.

Speaker 11: I hate your mama.

Speaker 3: Have a good day, ma'am. We're talking don't keep calling here. Okay? Have a good day.

Speaker 11: I'm not your mama. Okay.

Speaker 0: Do you get what I'm saying to you?

Speaker 11: Goodbye.

Speaker 13: Thank you for calling Soul And Glendive. This is Adrian. How may I help you?

Speaker 10: K. Wait a minute. Hold up. Let me go get to my desk, please. Hold up.

I'm Okay. I'm here.

Speaker 2: Hi. You called Solen Glendive. Did you need something? The what?

Speaker 13: Thank you for calling Solena Glenda. This is Adrienne. How may I help you?

Speaker 11: Okay. Now we need to talk about this.

Speaker 13: What are we talking about, ma'am?

Speaker 12: What do you understand? Do I need to speak in another language for you?

Speaker 13: I'm afraid you have called a business in Glendes, Montana.

Speaker 11: What didn't you understand?

Speaker 13: Okay. I didn't hang up so you can call the right number. Have a good night.

Speaker 3: It's Martin Lee. This is Tristan. How can I help you?

Speaker 10: K. Wait a minute. Hold up. Let me go get to my desk, please. Hold up.

I'm No worries. Okay. I'm here.

Speaker 3: Good morning. Sorry. This is this Martinleaf. Is there anything I can help with you? With today?

Speaker 7: You're so lucky. You ain't grown up. That's what that is.

Speaker 11: Okay. Now we need to talk about this.

Speaker 1: Talk about what?

Speaker 12: What do you need to understand? Do I need to speak in another language for

Speaker 1: you?

Speaker 3: This is Bismar Turnley. How can I help you? What are you looking for today?

Speaker 11: What didn't you understand?

Speaker 3: The first part of it? What are you looking for?

Speaker 6: Oh, that's convenient.

Speaker 3: This is different.

Speaker 11: To make a living for yourself. Now I care about nobody. And me and his dad, if you was a woman, I'd give you a little bit more respect to

Speaker 1: you and take your butt out of

Speaker 11: the work and live by the sweat of your brow.

Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Do you have the right number?

Speaker 11: It's supposed to get no word in on my phone. My pay this bill.

Speaker 3: You called this number, ma'am.

Speaker 11: I'm not playing with you. I'm not scared of nothing that's on two feet. Okay? Goodbye.

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