Some fuckface has the audacity to park in my parking spot. With a penis compensation car, nonetheless. To make matters worse, I ding his car trying to cold roll it out of MY spot. Shit gets a bit out of hand when the Bowling Alley parking lot gestapo himself decides he basically owns the place or something.

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…The title is the description though.

The Jury's in; it is NOT illegal to annoy get a phone call you don't like.

An offer you can't refuse.

1:00:00 - - Meth and Dickels

Some lady gets so turned on by my voice she has a fucking panick attack, and starts crying. Confesses women are stupid and explains why she's the only graphic designer to ever exist without a printer. All that and more in this 4 minutes of wonderful sound byte goodness. Join the discord, it's for degenerates: https://discord.gg/HPY3EqGqbC

He's down for everything but the puking.