Prank call shows, with friends

On this episode I try the following premises:

• calling hotels to tell them I’m building a toll booth on their property (thanks @kali)
• asking forgiveness, in advance instead of permission
• calling hotels to get the parking lot cleared immediately, no questions allowed
• calling hotels as a blind driver, to get help leading my car into their parking lot
• calling places to say I walked out without my prosthetic leg until I realized it a half mile away and now I’m stuck and unable to walk
• calling places to say I lost my hearing aid and then repeating “WHAT” (thanks @iregretjumping)

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• @kali for the show title
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This week we get a higher education and learn how to learn.

Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air

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