Prank call shows, with friends

Love yall!!!

Monday 10/14 1 eastern

Friday's are now prankcast sock days.

That is all.

Doing a show this Sunday Morning 10/13

With Greta Garbage, RBCP and Natalie.

Thanks @dialtrolls

In this spooktacular Halloween-themed show I:

• mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
• asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
• used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
• called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).

Chat VIP

• @dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
• @icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside

Thanks to

• @dialtrolls for sharing celebrity phone numbers
• @kali, @glassgirly and @luapo2 for joining as Patreons! And all my existing Patreons!
• the hilarious comments and suggestions in chat!
• The show title and original idea from this reddit commenter: ols887 https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/1fw7uxi/comment/lqcqehj/?context=3&share_id=BoIMMIeXyi7eafpO9AWbk

Probably my best show to date! I got to do a few ding calls! Thanks for everyone who hung out!

Another banger! Here's the call sheet:

• Telling tattoo shops that they used my copyrighted tattoo on one of their customers and I'm going to need the customer to have it removed
• Trying to get tattoo artists to agree to pretend like they are tattooing me to trick my blind friend that I promised to get matching tattoos with.
• Asking the tattoo artist to tattoo my kid's 3rd degree burns with reminders not to play with fireworks again.
• Asking tattoo artists to do a tattoo of me breaking the 4th wall of comedy. Like outside the borders of skin.
• Asking tattoo artists to give me a tattoo of themselves giving me a tattoo. And on the other arm, a tattoo of me paying them for the tattoo. And on my chest, a tattoo of me calling to describe the two tattoos I want.
• Asking tattoo artists to remove the shutterstock logo from tattoo the last guy gave me.
• Trying to use made up coupons to get a discount on my tattoos. Thanks @despicabledogs!)

And I also did some classic concepts:

• Giving strangers my new phone number, so they have it
• Some car ding calls, courtesy of @phonelosers. This show it worked amazingly!

Chat VIP of the week

• @Kali for the hilarious suggestions.

Thanks!

• @andyanderson for the show title
• @phonelosers and @despicabledogs for the numbers!
• @kali for joining as a patreon
• Everyone in chat who cracked me up and made me break character at least 5 times.