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thanks for calling the help machine
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How can I help you?
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what are you struggling with?
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Well what do you expect me to do about it?
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Why can't you do that yourself?
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Go read a book or something
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hey! I don't have to take that from you!
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Hi thank you for calling Joann fabrics
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what do you mean?
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Oh i'm sorry to hear about that
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Say that again?
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Why can't you do it?
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no I can only offer store credit
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Can you ask me a question?
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I'm only trying to help you
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why are you talking to me like that?
Soundboard Details
The Help Machine Sounds

Prank people with the help machine or with Jason. Jason works at joanns fabrics.

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Soundboard creator: RichardLocke
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