I did some car ding calls today! I talked to a very rich lady who drove a $70,000 BMW and insulted my education a lot, and a man who completely wasted my time by demanding that my husband Roy call him instead, and guy who didn't approve of me stealing a bunch of things out of his car to improve my video game loot level. This is exactly the same type of stuff that happens when I start calling up our credit card companies to try and get a better interest rate.

Hi, I'm Carol and this is my first episode of Carol's Prank Call Kitchen. You probably recognize me as the best rapper on the World of Prank Calls podcast. I'm kind of a celebrity from that, but it doesn't go to my head.