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Hooboy 3 fun, pun-filled premises tonight and all caught lots of fish:

  • Calling hotels to ask about ladpads, manpons and other male sanitary hygeine products.

  • Calling businesses to ask what is REALLY going on in the Employees Only room, with @doglettuce.

  • Calling pet stores to buy doggie condoms or other reprodogtion pawphylactic pawducts. We also called dog trainers to see if they will train my dog to pull out so I don't need to neuter him. Funny idea @bread336!

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Fun show with lots of fun highlights:

  • Asked hotels to make policy exceptions for me, because my girlfriend is really pretty

  • Tried to pay hotels in unmarked sequential bills. (Thanks @matthew4)

  • Got a hotel front desk to talk to Bev AND Betty to completion. Thanks @mbots

  • Tried to book a destination funeral.

  • Convinced a news station that they were somehow running radio ads for college students to get blackout drunk: https://sonauto.ai/song/Ukwmy0rcYS6iVMwfUxkd

  • And at the end I try to borrow pillows from hotel rooms and found that they really don't like that.

Thanks to @MrBombadil and @animegurl304 for sending in some numbers tonight.

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Some audio issues with this show, but did my best to fix them. :/ I left the original broken versions in this feed as well to keep the chat playback associated with them.

On this show we called to complain that disabled people in wheelchairs were parked in handicapped spots, taking up spots from actual people who needed them.

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The audio got messed up somehow, so this first part doesn't count.

On this makeup show I mostly called to complain that disabled people in wheelchairs were parked in handicapped spots, taking up spots from actual people who needed them.

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I’ll update this later with more details. On this show we called hotels to complain that a hobo named manfred was crimping our style, while we stealthcamped on their property. We also tried to get peanut butter out of hotel tvs.

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On this second makeup show I call casinos and insist that that I won a lot of money using an AI called CheatGPT. I also ask why they let my 7yo daughter win so many chips.

Thanks to everyone who helped with the show title and ideas and numbers. I'll have to review this episode after and add you to the notes

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Had a lot more fun making up inappropriate radio jingles using AI and playing them back for businesses.

You can hear the songs here:

LaQuinta Inn, the world's best affair spot

https://sonauto.ai/songs/dGTpwQzXgmmTsID6HpYv

Found a Fat Man's Underwear in my Sheets at Motel 6

https://sonauto.ai/songs/hvPnYXIMdhWFYTeJzmFV

Special Front Desk Service at the EconoLodge

https://sonauto.ai/songs/JMT4hbTB0osxQzgh8P7m

Contracting Malaria at the Artesia

https://sonauto.ai/songs/P1J0G9puwrBuvT6lwLq8

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The audio worked this time. On this show we called to complain that disabled people in wheelchairs were parked in handicapped spots, taking up spots from actual people who needed them.

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On this Tax-Deadline Day show I procrastinated my filings by calling a few businesses to list them as dependents on my tax return. I also called hotels and played AI jingles for them.
eg. Getting black out drunk at the Hilton Hawaii
https://sonauto.ai/songs/Ukwmy0rcYS6iVMwfUxkd

Most surveyed listeners agreed it was a good show. "Worth a listen I guess"-example listener.

Thanks to:

  • @dribblybob for becoming a patreon!
  • https://sonauto.ai for the amazing AI generated music clips. I'll try to post direct links when I have time.
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In this show I call people from the future trying to book rooms retroactively and blow their minds. I also do a bunch of eclipse-related calls, like complaining that something in their hotel made me blind after staring at the sun. And I also get a front desk clerk to cover for me when my wife calls.

Thanks to:

  • @animegurl304, and some other number senders!
  • DigitalDelightz for the gift.
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Stuck in eclipse traffic , maybe later tonight, maybe another day. Sorry folks! 🌑🌞

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On this super-quick show I call hotels in the eclipse totality path 2 days early and ask them how to activate it since I can't see it on their roof.

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