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Milk Box Show 20.5 - Sun of a Beach

Prank Call: racist credit card (Milk Box Show #23)

Prank Call: wife is sleeping like a jerk 2 (Milk Box Show #23)

Prank Call: wife is sleeping like a jerk (Milk Box Show #23)

Finally had some time this holiday weekend to do some calls! @criefaux joined in the fun.

* Calling hotels asking if they have any extra manpads, manpons, or other manitary male hygeine products to stem the sacktating menhorrage from my bro flow, after my misterectomy brocedure at my guynicologist to remove my broveries, fellalopian tubes, mendometrium and duderus.

* Asking what time mens hours are at the hotel?

* Calling hotel rooms to ask them to stop taking so many breakfast sandwiches at the buffet.

I had some wifi issues so this was a bit of a frustrating show. Luckily for new listeners I stitched them all together so you can listen to them at once.

**Thanks to:**
- @criefaux for joining for calls and hanging out
- @animegurl304, @reaperdiamondt, @lorddeath for sending in numbers
- @bucketofwalnuts for the showtitle
- @chrispy808, @molecularheckler, @mathew4, and bigdawg for upgrading or sending cashapps. You're all amazing!!
- Everyone in chat for all the ridiculously inappropriate and hilarious manstruation puns. If you don't do the chats, you're missing 90% of the live show fun.

MBS 127: The Duderus Brocedure (complete)

Gobble, Gobble! On this extra-long and ultra-girthy show @icecat and @doglettuce join for some fun calls:

- trying to set up my thanksgiving dinner in restaurants, but i bring the food

- Accusing people of stealing my rat (Thanks @animegurl304)

- Trying to sell and deliver buckets of blood to restaurants.

- Telling Wendy’s the manager gave you permission to use the deep fryer to fry your thanksgiving turkey. (@WDUM premise)

- Calling restaurants to siphon grease for the children's hospital Thanksgiving program. It's a program run by Gary's Grease: Geese Grease for creaky Greek Geeks

- Calling restaurants and giving them your account number and pin

- Rerun: Calling places to give them my new number

- Calling hotels to check how much money is left in the room meter

- Asking to be transferred to the Turkey Man

- Firing people from the board

- Calling gas stations to tell them someone's pulling it off

Thanks to 

- @icecat and @doglettuce for joining calls
- @animegurl304, @mbots, @householdlube for numbers!
- @despicabledogs for his Gary's Grease drops
- @bray90820 for joining as a Patreon
- @matthew4 for your donation to the Prankcast fund

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

MBS 126: Geese grease for creaky Greek geeks

This show may have set my record for ringtones. But my customer surveys have indicated that y'all like ring tones, so that's weird, but i guess you do you.

* Calling up realtors to tell them I'm squatting in their listing 06:00

* Calling up realtors to tell them we're shooting an adult film in their listing.

* Calling up strangers and accusing them of sleeping with my wife. 00:29:27

* Accusing neighbors of letting my cat hang out inside their home.

* Complaining that my cat is slipping into a neighbor's yard to get high on cat nips. 00:54:30

* Old concept: calling random residentials to let people know that I changed my number.

* Old concept: Accusing hotels of letting my kid watch porn on my laptop using THEIR wifi 01:48:19 and 02:05:53

* Calling hotels to give them completely unnecessary advice on how to sell the room to me. 02:12:35

Thanks to:

* @animegurl304, @luapo, @mrbiggs/@deadair, and @householdlube for becoming subscribers
* @derricksideburns, @animegurl304 and @reaperdiamondt for sending in numbers
* Thanks to @householdlube for the show title!

MBS 125: Knuckle Babies

I really enjoy asking ridiculous questions to people with confidence and listening to them ask their coworkers for help in deciphering what I'm asking. If you enjoy that too, you might just like this show too.

* Calling hotels to ask if I can get an hours credit for missing the extra Daylight Savings Time hour. 

* Calling banks asking how to access my Daylight Savings account. 00:42:15

* Calling @animegurl304's redneck buddy to raise money for Joe Biden. 00:58:39

* Calling pizza stores in hardcore republican areas to see if they can write Biden on their pizzas.

* Attempting to call hotel rooms and make friends with other guests

* Calling a guy who was complaining about American Hairlines with @bojack, @doglettuce and @criefaux 01:44:10

* Bringing homeless people to different hotel lobbies, as a good deed.

* Calling hotels from the roof.

* Calling hotels to retrieve suspicious stuff from the roof. 

* Doing a call where we all talk over each other 02:22:00


Thanks to:
* @bojack, @doglettuce, @criefaux, and @matthew4 for joining for calls
* @animegurl304, @revkev, @bojack, @mbots for numbers
* @despicabledogs for the Daylight Savings show reminder
* @doglettuce for a good alternate title I didn't end up using (Unhoused)

MBS 124: American Hairlines

A spooOOOooktacular show where meat puppets full of scary skeletons push wind through their meat flaps. Calls include:

* Calling up hotels to complain that my tv isn't working in my bedroom at home.

* **Describing the noises in my phone line to the front desk, by audibly repeating them onomatopoeia style. There's your word of the day.** 00:08:22

* Asking my Hearing-Ear Dog to translate for me.

* Asking for a puppy-pass for my dog smoking in the hotel room.

* Thanking hotels for letting me stay in vacant rooms without their permission.

* Trying to convince a mover to help me move a few heavy rolls of carpet, in a butcher truck, in the dead of night, no questions asked. 00:38:47

* **Accusing a roofer of leaving graffiti on a roofing job and he goes OFF.** 00:45:08

* Complaining to theaters that we saw two kids stacked in a trench coat sneaking into an R-Rated movie. I got them arrested and even got a free popcorn out of it. 00:59:10

* Asking for help navigating out of the air vents before the Russian spy ring catches us.

* Asking if people saw two spies swapping a manila envelope.

* Asking hotels if there's some kind of signal jammer blocking all my GPS trackers I put on the cars in their parking lot.

* Asking the front desk to help me translate the conversation between the couple speaking Russian in the room next door, that I am hearing through my stethoscope.

* Trying to give the codeword to my attache contact at the front desk to get access to the safehouse. 01:27:59

* Trying MEATMEMBER discount codes on hotel rooms.

* Bringing my urine sample to the front desk, as per Dr. Pepsi's medical van instructions.

* Trying to get some kids in my van to give out the Halloween candy.

* Setting up spooky fake fire effects on the roof of the hotel.

* **Calling hotel rooms and letting the resident know there's a plumbing issue and we'll need to let everyone in the hotel use their toilet, and to quit being a toilet hog.** @Mathew4 joins in. 02:50:23

And more!

**Thanks to:**
* @matthew4 for joining in the fun
* @revkev, @mbots, @devonanustart, @icecat, and @havok for numbers
* @molecularheckler, @householdlube for joining as Patreons and to all the existing Patreons for making the show go!

MBS 123: The Toilet Hog

Edited clip from MBS 122 of @icecat, @bread336, @bojack, @matthew4 and @milkbox simultaneously speaking with a Walgreens photolab technician to discuss a potential photo order. This was fun. This was a lot of fun.

Clip: Group Call to Walgreens

Edited clip from MBS 122, where I call a hotel room as the front desk and ask him to please stop jumping on the bed and singing the 3 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed song. Turns out he's disabled, which makes bed jumping even more dangerous. I'm glad we intervened.

Clip: No more jumping on the bed

@JesusPenus has described the Milk Box Show as a "fun lab experiment in making prank calls and performing social engineering." And yeah, tonight's was definitely one of those shows. 

* What happens when you call regular businesses and have a bunch of people speak simultaneously, as if they are a single person? 
* Or calling a business and swapping places with a stranger every time a new line is said, without breaking character or the previous narrative?
* Also featuring some regular prank calls to room 117, where we ask the guy staying inside to stop jumping on the bed and singing the no more monkeys song. (Turns out he was in a wheelchair, but honestly that makes bed jumping even more dangerous so I'm glad we intervened.)
* And more!

**Huge thanks to:**
* @Bread336, @bojack, @devonanustart, @icecat, @Matthew4 and @gretagarbage for joining as guests tonight.
* @MCPaperclip for the show title!
* @AndyAnderson for the intro clip, and for re-inspiring the show theme tonight
* @GreatBigPranks crew for the original premise
* @RevKev, @ReaperDiamondT, @Devonanustart, @Bojack, @Matthew4 for sending in numbers
* All the prankcast patreons!

MBS 122: Vajanuary

On this quickie, @criefaux joins and we do a number of fun premises, including:

* Trying to return the trash we found in the dumpster

* Trying to dress up like the front desk for Halloween.

* call gas stations to thank them for all the free halloween candy they gave out on their shelves

* Trying to sync our Halloween costumes with everyone else in the hotel

* Telling gas stations there's a man selling beards to kids to help them buy beers. (Thanks @mbots for the show title!)

* Asking the front desk for help convincing your parents to get divorced (Thanks @k2electricboogaloo)

and more!

MBS Mini: Beer Beards

Some more stupid silly premises tonight. I had a fun time. And so did you. And you better not tell anyone otherwise.

* Calling Veteran Affairs Centers to bring my cat in for a check up. (Sorry!)

* Trying to get restaurants to prepare my steak vegan style.

* A few social engineering restaurant calls where I get some unethical shit heads to agree to trick my vegan wife into eating meat; to give extra sugar to my diabetic grandma; and to feed peanuts to my very allergic brother. Moral of the story: restaurants will do whatever you want.

* Calling Olive Garden and trying to kick everyone else out to set up a private mafia business meeting. Fugeddaboutit.

* Accidentally confusing the department store *Ross Dress for Less* with *Cross Dress for Less*. (Sorry!).

* Telling Pet stores your toddler accidentally walked out with one of their gerbils.

* Calling IHOPs to tell them your kid walked out with one of their mice, do they want it back?

* and more!

Thanks to:
*  @papasquat for joining as a Patreon. 
* @reaperdiamondt, @korok, @icecat and @mbots for sharing some numbers tonight.
* The IHOP Hamster guy for naming tonight's show.

MBS 121: The IHOP Hamster

Some absolutely hilarious and utterly ridiculous calls tonight: 

Here are the exact timestamps of some highlights below:

00:17:26 - I get the front desk to leave a note for my buddy Robert while singing the Name Song.

00:32:50 - The front desk helps me identify this weird clicking language i heard some other guests using. They were 3 blonde brothers.

00:43:29 - Asking the front desk if they have extra conception harnesses.

00:53:33 - Asking the Mictrotel front desk what the hell? And they proceed to Microtell me off.

01:03:09 - Getting the front desk to sing My Darling Clementine to me.

01:32:44 - A fun meat member call, where the caller wont let me text my meat member.

01:41:03 - The best meat member call I've had to date. Thanks to @iregretjumping for suggesting that I add that the caller would pretend they dont know what I'm talking about in the ad itself, which led to absolute looping hilarity.

02:01:18 - Robert called the front desk back from the first timestamp above, and asks to have the front desk read him his messages.

**Thanks to:**

* @animegurl304 for her generous donation and @papasquat for joining as supporters. And to @sparky for joining as a supporter a long time ago, but not getting proper credit!
* @mcpaperclip for some great phone numbers for Meat Members calls
* @iregretjumping, @alfcrisper, @ozillator, @anticitizenttime, @matthew4, @malapropagandist and more for hilarious suggestions in chat.
* all our patreons. I forgot to read the names tonight in my haste to go eat pizza. :( I'll make it up to you all next show by throwing everyone an icecream social in chat.

MBS 120: Bananfana Fo Fina

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On this show we called a lot of businesses and said we saw their listing in the vagibond app and gave them the password "meat member" to get the free burger. It was ridiculous and yielded some really funny reactions. I enjoyed making this show so much.

Thanks to @orphanangry for tonight's show title and @animegurl304, @mbots, @nautilus and @starsixtynine for sending in numbers.

Thanks to @orphanangry for tonight's show title and @animegurl304, @mbots, @nautilus and @starsixtynine for sending in numbers.

On this show we called a lot of businesses and said we saw their listing in the vagibond app and gave them the password "meat member" to get the free burger. It was ridiculous and yielded some really funny reactions. I enjoyed making this show so much.

MBS 119: Meat Member

A wholesome and refreshing evening show, best paired with a delicious glass of choccy milk. Guest participation in calls is welcome in the second half of the show!

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MBS 127: The Duderus Brocedure (complete)

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MBS 124: American Hairlines

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