John doesn't want to be my emergency contact. :( Thanks to @despicabledogs for the hilarious idea!
On the series finale(?) of the milkbox show I call random people to give them the details of my surgery and make some of them my emergency contacts.
Thanks to @natnat, Lesley and @vistablue for joining as patreons!
And thanks to everyone who joined me on this journey so far! I’ll be taking an extended break while I recover from actual surgery but hopefully will be back and healthy and making ridiculous calls before you know it. If not, it’s been quite a run!
I’ll do an unscheduled makeup later this week (probably on thanksgiving).
The great work of the Take-A-Wish Foundation (https://takeawish.org) continues! On this episode we grant dying kids actual wishes, including:
- Calling dentist offices, getting permission for a dying kid to drill patient's teeth.
- Calling a snake rescue, to grant a cancer kid's wish to wrestle in a venomous snake pit.
- Calling ax-throwing facilities, so a cancer kid can get his friends to throw axes at him (thanks @despicabledogs)
- Calling hotels to ask if we can put a handicapped kid in their trash compactor (thanks @omnom!) or launch them out of cannons or have them slalom in their wheelchair through an obstacle death gauntlet
And today's bonus call: Calling hotels and asking a guest to help me set up hospital equipment in the lobby, on behalf of the founder of the Take-A-Wish Foundation, who lives in a bakta tank. (thanks @reaperdiamondt!)
Thanks to:
- mbots for sharing a number
- all my nice meat members
Thanks @dialtrolls
A man does not have the authority or even know why he is having this conversation.
In this fun show I mostly just called hotels and demanded I get a free Daylight Savings hour comp in a hotel room of my choice. Then I got a headache and stopped doing my show. That was less fun.
Thanks to:
- @greenimp and @robertb78 for joining as patreons. I love you!
Part 2 of the previous show!
https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/9339-mbs173-meth-a-matics-pt1
In this Breaking Bad themed show we get permission to teach students how to do math in hotel parking lots. We also called some hotels to apply bizarre Meat Member discount codes.
The audio broke so this show is in two parts. Here is part 2:
https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/9341-mbs-173-meth-a-matics-pt2
Thanks to @omnom and @RobertB79 for joining as Meat Members.
On this lirious and ranged show we did some of our past fun bits:
including Memento calls, where the person on the line is made aware that we have short term memory loss and we see how patient they are while we repeat everything over and over. See the original show here (and kudos to @jesuspenus for the original premise): https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/7396-mbs-143-argumemento
the return of Mr Hershey, absentee proprietor of thousands of hotel chains, calling his employees to get them to clap and woop on the phone, and even made a jingle for them.
and more!
Thanks to the amazing chat for the hilarious ideas. And to @icecat and @doglettuce for joining for a bit - sorry for the audio troubles.
I had such a great time!
Thanks @dialtrolls
In this spooktacular Halloween-themed show I:
- mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
- asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
- used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
- called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).
Chat VIP
- @dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
- @icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside
Thanks to
- @dialtrolls for sharing celebrity phone numbers
- @kali, @glassgirly and @luapo2 for joining as Patreons! And all my existing Patreons!
- the hilarious comments and suggestions in chat!
- The show title and original idea from this reddit commenter: ols887 https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/1fw7uxi/comment/lqcqehj/?context=3&share_id=BoIMMIeXyi7eafpO9AWbk
