The great work of the Take-A-Wish Foundation (https://takeawish.org) continues! On this episode we grant dying kids actual wishes, including:
- Calling dentist offices, getting permission for a dying kid to drill patient's teeth.
- Calling a snake rescue, to grant a cancer kid's wish to wrestle in a venomous snake pit.
- Calling ax-throwing facilities, so a cancer kid can get his friends to throw axes at him (thanks @despicabledogs)
- Calling hotels to ask if we can put a handicapped kid in their trash compactor (thanks @omnom!) or launch them out of cannons or have them slalom in their wheelchair through an obstacle death gauntlet
And today's bonus call: Calling hotels and asking a guest to help me set up hospital equipment in the lobby, on behalf of the founder of the Take-A-Wish Foundation, who lives in a bakta tank. (thanks @reaperdiamondt!)
Thanks to:
- mbots for sharing a number
- all my nice meat members
Thanks @dialtrolls
A man does not have the authority or even know why he is having this conversation.
In this fun show I mostly just called hotels and demanded I get a free Daylight Savings hour comp in a hotel room of my choice. Then I got a headache and stopped doing my show. That was less fun.
Thanks to:
- @greenimp and @robertb78 for joining as patreons. I love you!
Part 2 of the previous show!
https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/9339-mbs173-meth-a-matics-pt1
In this Breaking Bad themed show we get permission to teach students how to do math in hotel parking lots. We also called some hotels to apply bizarre Meat Member discount codes.
The audio broke so this show is in two parts. Here is part 2:
https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/9341-mbs-173-meth-a-matics-pt2
Thanks to @omnom and @RobertB79 for joining as Meat Members.
On this lirious and ranged show we did some of our past fun bits:
including Memento calls, where the person on the line is made aware that we have short term memory loss and we see how patient they are while we repeat everything over and over. See the original show here (and kudos to @jesuspenus for the original premise): https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/7396-mbs-143-argumemento
the return of Mr Hershey, absentee proprietor of thousands of hotel chains, calling his employees to get them to clap and woop on the phone, and even made a jingle for them.
and more!
Thanks to the amazing chat for the hilarious ideas. And to @icecat and @doglettuce for joining for a bit - sorry for the audio troubles.
I had such a great time!
Thanks @dialtrolls
In this spooktacular Halloween-themed show I:
- mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
- asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
- used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
- called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).
Chat VIP
- @dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
- @icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside
Thanks to
- @dialtrolls for sharing celebrity phone numbers
- @kali, @glassgirly and @luapo2 for joining as Patreons! And all my existing Patreons!
- the hilarious comments and suggestions in chat!
- The show title and original idea from this reddit commenter: ols887 https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/1fw7uxi/comment/lqcqehj/?context=3&share_id=BoIMMIeXyi7eafpO9AWbk
Another banger! Here's the call sheet:
- Telling tattoo shops that they used my copyrighted tattoo on one of their customers and I'm going to need the customer to have it removed
- Trying to get tattoo artists to agree to pretend like they are tattooing me to trick my blind friend that I promised to get matching tattoos with.
- Asking the tattoo artist to tattoo my kid's 3rd degree burns with reminders not to play with fireworks again.
- Asking tattoo artists to do a tattoo of me breaking the 4th wall of comedy. Like outside the borders of skin.
- Asking tattoo artists to give me a tattoo of themselves giving me a tattoo. And on the other arm, a tattoo of me paying them for the tattoo. And on my chest, a tattoo of me calling to describe the two tattoos I want.
- Asking tattoo artists to remove the shutterstock logo from tattoo the last guy gave me.
- Trying to use made up coupons to get a discount on my tattoos. Thanks @despicabledogs!)
And I also did some classic concepts:
- Giving strangers my new phone number, so they have it
- Some car ding calls, courtesy of @phonelosers. This show it worked amazingly!
Chat VIP of the week
- @Kali for the hilarious suggestions.
Thanks!
- @andyanderson for the show title
- @phonelosers and @despicabledogs for the numbers!
- @kali for joining as a patreon
- Everyone in chat who cracked me up and made me break character at least 5 times.
On this fun show I call phone ding numbers provided by @phonelosers, and then it eventually devolves to me calling supermarkets complaining about dogs barking at me when i rub steaks on the windows and run around in my hot dog costume. Dumb silly concept, but those usually make the best calls.
Thanks to:
- @welfaredaddy and @glassgirly for becoming my newest patreons.
- @phonelosers for the numbers!
- Everyone in chat who made me say very silly things to strangers.
Oh boy, this was a silly fun show and I had a really good time. We gaslamped front-desks into answering questions about the vegan, gluten-free and kosher room options. I also did one of @matthew4's aardvark calls.
We got at least two "nobody ever asked me that question before", two people to blow into their handset to help check the room Ph levels, and one very angry front desk clerk who cursed me out when I tried to reach the hotel Rabbi.
Lots of other stuff happened too, including looking for the diabetic parking spots and demanding tips from the rooms we busked with a banjo in front of.
Thanks to:
- @criefaux and @gretagarbage for joining in the tomfoolery
- @namesakejake for the fantastic gifs uploaded to tenor
- everyone in chat for helping with the silly ideas
