On this Halloween-themed episode I try the following premises:

• Calling front desks and pretending like my phone is translating them into other languages
• Calling hotels and demanding that they have makeup Halloween candy ready for me and my children on November 4th, because that's my custody day.
• Calling hotels to let them know I'll be trick or treating at 3AM in their guest rooms, so please ask the guests to be ready for me.
• Calling crappy motels about having a wedding ceremony in their parking lot. PS. Congrats to @korok on their upcoming wedding!
• And more stupidity!

Outro song
https://suno.com/s/QIgO9O66zeA70twt

Thanks to

• Jujubes Candy for sponsoring tonight's episode
• @Sperm and @Iyarko for joining as Patreons!
• all my Patreons

I dont know what I ate, but my stomach isn't cooperating at the moment. I'll do my show later tonight if im feeling better.

On this episode I complain to the hotel staff that I have been lurking in the bushes all day observing their customers, and I think the kid in the wheelchair is faking it. Somehow this results in some hilarious calls where people call their manager to get to the bottom of this very suspicious situation.

I also do variations of this stupid, simple premise:

• the guy with the bald head is not actually bald
• the obese guy is wearing a fat suit
• the old man is a young guy in prosthetic makeup
• the man's moustache is really just glued on
• and more!

Outro song: https://suno.com/s/WnIMGHzfzUk0FLMk

Thanks to

• numbers and ideas submitted by @bassbot and @reaperdiamondt
• all Patreons!
• you for tuning in!

On this short pre-makeup episode (since there is no show tonight) I call front desks and try to get the clerk to participate in a group card for a stranger they supposedly work with.

Thanks to

• all Patreons

I have schedule conflicts preventing me from inserting witty excuses here. I'll do makeup shows later in the week, probably during the day on either Thursday or Friday.

On this episode I, call hotels and ask them to help give us a "moment of loudness" (hattip @kali) to commemorate a made up person.
That didn't go very well, so we eventually changed it to coordinating a group lunch at places I don't work, sponsored by Pastor Roy's Lunch Income program.

I also called up Barbershops to collect their loose floor hair to make hair helmets for our Take-A-Wish kids.

And more!

Thanks to

• @neddypranks and @labialamborghini for joining as a Patreon!
• all Patreons

I'm still waiting for a working mic to arrive. My new one is arriving Thursday, so ill probably do a show during the day then… Sorry to anyone who was looking forward to me humiliating myself live tonight. I promise that I'll doubly embarrass myself on my next show to make it up to everyone.

No show Monday september 15th. Postponed until later in the week.

Something got deleted here - not sure what happened

Part of a toast I gave at my daughter's wedding.

I'm workshopping this for an open mic night.

On this wedding-themed episode I try the following premises:

• Calling wedding halls and event planners, trying to get them to agree to let our https://takeawish.org child, fulfill his dying wish of objecting during a wedding; and pretending the wedding is for him; and other similar ridiculousness.
• Plus! @fieldwaveaudio joins and absolutely slays the piano in between calls (and during some pranks, like when we try to get a condemned child on deathrow permission to play piano in the lobby of a hotel!).

I can't get over how great he is! Thanks to @AndyAnderson for that awesome recommendation!

No outro song needed this week, because @fieldwaveaudio played us off! But here's a joke I made up for the wedding toast that you might enjoy: https://prankcast.com/milkbox/posts/12248--mbs-punchlimes-wedding-toast

Thanks to:

• myself for the show title
• my wife for being an awesome sport
• everyone in chat who contributed hilarious suggestions
• all our awesome Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Calling front desks to tattle on the guest in a wheelchair for faking it.
• Complaining that handicapped people are parking in regular people's (standicapped) spots and taking our spaces.
• Subtly dropping hints that I'm a time traveller from the future trying to stop my younger self from making a catastrophic mistake by checking in to their hotel in a few weeks.
• Asking the front desk to reserve a handicapped spot for me with their bosses chair.
• Calling prayer lines to complain that saying "A men" is not gender inclusive enough.
• and more!

Outro Song:

• Handipass: https://suno.com/s/bDkF4AmLGjzvKPSn

Thanks to

• @iregretjumping for the show title.
• @drakedragsaw and @whiskeyneon for joining as patreons!
• all my other Patreons. you rule!