In which I call a random room pretending to be the front desk and scold him for taking too many breakfast sandwiches. If you like the Milk box show themesong by @amphy, here's the original.
Wow, I can't believe it's 100 episodes already. That's bananas. If you like overly excessive loud sound effects and don't enjoy having functioning eardrums you'll probably enjoy the show.
On this fun episode, we:
We didn't do the one damn Memorial Day premise I wanted to do (calling HOA residents to invite myself over for BBQ leftovers). I guess we'll save that for Independence Day.
Thanks to our newest Patreons
In which I convince a woman to hop on a moving bus to notarize my wife's divorce papers.
I call up a hotel and ask to make flyers advertising the pool party in my room. Surprisingly they are OK with the flyers.
In this fun episode:
I call movie theaters to ask them to pause the movie because I need to pee. Or at least to bring me some kind of bottle to pee into.
I call car washes to complain that their car shampoo was too strong and it's making my hair fall out (or my dog's fur).
I tried to get the staff on my side of an altercation.
We call @synthead's ground beef guy but he turns out to be really nice.
This is part 2 of a fun impromptu broadcast.
This is part 1 of a fun impromptu broadcast. The audio isn't the best as some settings got reset after a computer reinstallation. Part 2 has much better audio!
We try to do some good deeds and pay it forward:
Checking if the copper cable coils in the drywall are complimentary or there's a room fee if you take it home.
Anonymously paying for my room neighbor's adult entertainment
00:26:26 - Drilling ventilation holes in the roof in the middle of a rainstorm. The manager reaction is fantastic.
00:48:30 - Taking the door off the bathroom. Another fantastic reaction.
00:59:15 - Taking the door off the bathroom again. Another great call.
Complaining about the hotel, but asking the hotel to give you some complaint ideas.
Asking for suspicious information (eg. mother's maiden names)
Subletting my closet.
01:36:15 - Sending my 11yo daughter to the hotel to sell craft beers. The manager did not like this at all
Complaining to the hotel that our room audio isn't working properly. @bread336 joined for this.
Seeing if I can get the front desk clerk to tell me the last time they had diarrhea. It takes about 30 seconds.
There's a guest on OnlyFeet
Complaining to a hotel that the creepy men on the wall are staring at me:
Asking hotels what time is Men's hours
Complaining about a guest streaming to OnlyFeet.
02:23:57 - Connecting to a room and yelling at the guy in 207 for how loud his baby is crying.
02:29:30 - Complaining to the female front desk that she mansplained at you
Thanks to @ReaperDiamondT for some great numbers!
I probably won’t begin my show tonight until 7:30pm.
Really fun show! Stop reading this and go listen. We had a bunch of people trying out the new chat and it went swimmingly.
Thanks to @phonelosers, @criefaux, and @doglettuce for joining in on the calls!
Thank you to @dnelladoodle from the @graveyardgoonz and @doglettuce for the support. Much appreciated!
This was a makeup show since the previous night's show was shorter than usual. Featuring such calls as:
How do I bribe employees?
Asking employees if it's OK if I bring back 7 of their carts back in a few days? The hobos I rented them too needs them a little longer.
Busting open some car windows to rescue dogs on extremely comfortable days moments after their owner walked away.
Trying to sell my meat dogs to butchers.
Trying to bribe employees for a job well done.
Calling employees in historic Deadwood to tell them we found a treasure map in our grandfather's belongings and think there's treasure in their hotel walls.
Calling bars to tell them I found car keys in the parking lot and am moving the car to McDonalds so they can't drive home drunk.
Breaking the fourth wall at the hotel.