On this Valentines themed episode of @theCallective we call hotels and gas stations and Five belows to spread the Valentine's holiday cheer.

My personal (biased) favorite was @iregretjumping's call to the bed and breakfast from last week's show where I said I saw her Superbowl commercial, letting them know he saw their commerical as well.

Includes calls from @criefaux, @crimson, @iregretjumping, @yoghost, @phonelosers, @greenimp, @airheadlive, @bigboyfarts666 rocking a mean german accent. Anyone I left out - let me know your prankcast username in the comments!

Thanks to @iregretjumping for emceeing!

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Letting hotels know I saw their superbowl commercial
• Getting hotels to cover for me that I was watching the superbowl in their lobby and not hanging out in a room with a redhead. I even practiced some role play in my wife's voice.
• Getting the front desk to describe the halftime show for me, since i'm blind.
• Asking hotels to turn on the hotel gas pump, since it's not working for me. Also I'm blind and driving a tesla in this dumb premise.
• I'm an UberHearse driver and have a body with me enroute to a funeral tomorrow - can I leave it in the parking lot or put it in the hotel fridge?

Thanks to

• all Patreons

Sorry this is so late!

First I explain some of what i've been playing with in the https://vagibond.com network, including:

• https://con.vagibond.com
• https://cunt.vagibond.com

Then, I try the following premises:

• ask hotels how they want to handle @mbot's fantastic premise suggestion letting them know we saw their hotel in the Epstein files and asking what to redact before we go to press.
• Making things awkward by announcing "this is awkward" before everything i say.
• Let hotels know I saw a bunch of black ice in front of the hotels everywhere and asking permission to salt the black ice.

Thanks to

• @nerdstrong for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

Wow! 222! I’m so annoyed I didn’t go with a tutu theme.

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Performing lice checks in hotels
• apologizing in advance for having asymptomatic Tourette’s, a condition that enables me to curse inappropriately whenever I specifically want to. (Idea credit: https://youtube.com/shorts/t6mF2IN8brw )
• trying to keep my dead cat in the hotel refrigerator
• and more!

Vagibond sites mentioned
https://hole.vagibond.com
https://thebutt.vagibond.com
https://trampaigns.vagibond.com

Thanks to

• @iregretjumping for the show title
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Trying to get into more Employees Only rooms. They can't keep me out indefinitely!
• Sending one of my professional cryers from the Cryer Liar for Hire businesses (https://cry.vagibond.com) to ask hotels for refunds.
• Awarding more Clerkie awards (https://clerkies.vagibond.com) to deserving front desk clerks
• and more!

Thanks to

• @ronmexico for the amazing Clerkies site design.
• @omnom for the amazing Clerkies certificates.
• Randy R for joining as a patreon.
• Sara for being such a great sport and stopping by to listen to the show
• all Patreons

https://onlystrands.vagibond.com

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Calling hotels as part of my professional vibe rating (https://viberaters.vagibond.com/) service, and getting them to say "I have never used a vibe rater before"
• Installing Second Chances (https://secondchances.vagibond.com) incarceration units in restaurant parking lots, storage rentals, and hotels. The best was people repeating the term "poop chutes" back to me when discussing sewage line hookups for the units.

Fun times

• https://vagibond.com is now live! Check out all the hilarious sub sites including https://secondchances.vagibond.com used in this episode's pranks
• https://suno.com/s/cvSVD2fJHagqrz54 - outro song "Vibe Rater"

Thanks to

• @omnom for the show vibe and everyone else who submitted ideas
• Luke R for joining as a Patreon
• all Patreons

Featuring: @milkbox, @iregretjumping, @greenimp, and more!

On this yuletide episode I try the following premises:

• Asking front desk clerks "how can I help you?" and breaking their brains.
• Raising money for "adorable kids faking cancer."
• Encouraging front desk clerks to join us and the kids in Christmas karening in the parking lot. One sings for us.
• Hyping up some front desk clerks that they are doing a phenomenal job.
• Accusing a front desk clerk of taking a slice of pizza that was just delivered to me. This was mean and I regret this one.
• Making a front desk clerk named Elliot my emergency contact, before my upcoming surgery.

Thanks to

• BJMoulton for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

I'm ironing my taxes. I'll do a makeup later this week.

On this episode I try the following premises:

• asking hotels “how it all works?”
• asking if the hotels are witness protection program friendly
• taking off the wall outlet to connect my 4d printer (thanks @yourmum)

Thanks to

• myself for the show title
• @catalyst for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

On this Cyborg Monday episode I try the following premises:

• Trying to find out why the cyber monday promo code for "MEAT MEMBER" I received from g7.68xhy@gmail.com isn't working on the hotel booking website to get my container of travel gravy.
• Complaining to Love's truck stops that I contracted ambiguously named infections like Snyffylis, Burpees and HDTV in their showers, and could use some financial aids.
• asking how to switch the Love’s shower blow dryer into suction mode.
• Getting detailed step-by-step instructions from a kindhearted soul on how to take my first shower that voluntarily included words like "booty" and "cheese".
• And more!

Thanks to

• @yourmum for the show title
• @reaperdiamondt for sharing his travel gravy dream from his childhood.
• @phonelosers for helping me troubleshoot an audio issue.
• all Patreons