On this episode I try the following premises:

• Trying to get into more Employees Only rooms. They can't keep me out indefinitely!
• Sending one of my professional cryers from the Cryer Liar for Hire businesses (https://cry.vagibond.com) to ask hotels for refunds.
• Awarding more Clerkie awards (https://clerkies.vagibond.com) to deserving front desk clerks
• and more!

Thanks to

• @ronmexico for the amazing Clerkies site design.
• @omnom for the amazing Clerkies certificates.
• Randy R for joining as a patreon.
• Sara for being such a great sport and stopping by to listen to the show
• all Patreons

https://onlystrands.vagibond.com

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Calling hotels as part of my professional vibe rating (https://viberaters.vagibond.com/) service, and getting them to say "I have never used a vibe rater before"
• Installing Second Chances (https://secondchances.vagibond.com) incarceration units in restaurant parking lots, storage rentals, and hotels. The best was people repeating the term "poop chutes" back to me when discussing sewage line hookups for the units.

Fun times

• https://vagibond.com is now live! Check out all the hilarious sub sites including https://secondchances.vagibond.com used in this episode's pranks
• https://suno.com/s/cvSVD2fJHagqrz54 - outro song "Vibe Rater"

Thanks to

• @omnom for the show vibe and everyone else who submitted ideas
• Luke R for joining as a Patreon
• all Patreons

Featuring: @milkbox, @iregretjumping, @greenimp, and more!

On this yuletide episode I try the following premises:

• Asking front desk clerks "how can I help you?" and breaking their brains.
• Raising money for "adorable kids faking cancer."
• Encouraging front desk clerks to join us and the kids in Christmas karening in the parking lot. One sings for us.
• Hyping up some front desk clerks that they are doing a phenomenal job.
• Accusing a front desk clerk of taking a slice of pizza that was just delivered to me. This was mean and I regret this one.
• Making a front desk clerk named Elliot my emergency contact, before my upcoming surgery.

Thanks to

• BJMoulton for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

I'm ironing my taxes. I'll do a makeup later this week.

On this episode I try the following premises:

• asking hotels “how it all works?”
• asking if the hotels are witness protection program friendly
• taking off the wall outlet to connect my 4d printer (thanks @yourmum)

Thanks to

• myself for the show title
• @catalyst for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

On this Cyborg Monday episode I try the following premises:

• Trying to find out why the cyber monday promo code for "MEAT MEMBER" I received from g7.68xhy@gmail.com isn't working on the hotel booking website to get my container of travel gravy.
• Complaining to Love's truck stops that I contracted ambiguously named infections like Snyffylis, Burpees and HDTV in their showers, and could use some financial aids.
• asking how to switch the Love’s shower blow dryer into suction mode.
• Getting detailed step-by-step instructions from a kindhearted soul on how to take my first shower that voluntarily included words like "booty" and "cheese".
• And more!

Thanks to

• @yourmum for the show title
• @reaperdiamondt for sharing his travel gravy dream from his childhood.
• @phonelosers for helping me troubleshoot an audio issue.
• all Patreons

On this very, very dark episode I try the following premises:

• Ask if print shops are ok with me bringing in "pidif files" (.pdf files)
• Make a quiz show to raise money for a cause cancer cause
• And more!

Outro Song
https://suno.com/s/hkuO2mvN2DwUDMrO

Thanks to

• @omnom for the show title
• @andyanderson for the awesome quiz show drops
• @iregretjumping for the absurd outro song idea
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Calling up restaurants to see if we still have to tip if we reserve a table of 10, and bring our own food.
• When that didn't work, we ask to slaughter our own food in the restaurant. We eventually call a place that apparently got in a lot of trouble with the FDA for this.
• Seeing if they will allow us to serve ethically sourced human meat, in one of the grossest calls I've done in a while.
• Try to convince a woman to sing lullabyes to a soundboard of a crying baby. We got through three songs.

Thanks to

• everyone for tuning into this short show!
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• asking for someone to rope off a space in the parking lot for when I park it drunk later
• ask the front desk if the n-passes the guy in the parking lot is selling are real
• trying to use my blockbuster rewards card at a hotel
• getting front desks to write down “write this down” ten times in a row
• asking hotels to speak to their soapervisor to sample their bath soaps
• trying to buy doggie condoms and other pawphylactics
• quitting places I don’t work at because I’m insulted that nobody knows my name or remembers me working there

Thanks to

• @iregretjumping for the show title
  -@bjmoulton for joining as a patreon!
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• I demand my hour credit from Daylight Savings Time.
• I demand some more post-halloween candy.
• Ask hotels to see my permanent record.
• Ask the hotels for extra consent forms.
• Ask for someone to help guide my car into the parking lot, because i'm blind
• Ask the hotel to sample their soap before I book a room, because ice cream shops let me do it.
• And more shenanigans

Outro Song
https://suno.com/s/k7V5hmuJMzxAOI5P

Thanks to

• @RammerJammer for joining as a Patreon, and the show title!
• all Patreons