On this episode, 1/3 of the way to 1,000, I try the following premises:

• Making reservations at restaurants for 40 people, but don't worry we'll bring our own food to make it easier for them to accommodate us.
• Also, we're all blind.
• Seeing if restaurants will accommodate my iron lung bubble.
• Asking why someone else's clothes and suitcase are in my hotel room, and why my room key isn't working to the point where i had to jimmy open the door.

Thanks to

• @bjmoulton and @kali and @iregrethumping for the premise ideas
• @parkman for the youtube suggestion
• @myself for the show title
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• calling hotels to tell them I’m building a toll booth on their property (thanks @kali)
• asking forgiveness, in advance instead of permission
• calling hotels to get the parking lot cleared immediately, no questions allowed
• calling hotels as a blind driver, to get help leading my car into their parking lot
• calling places to say I walked out without my prosthetic leg until I realized it a half mile away and now I’m stuck and unable to walk
• calling places to say I lost my hearing aid and then repeating “WHAT” (thanks @iregretjumping)

Thanks to

• @ItsTifff for joining as a patreon!
• @kali for the show title
• all Patreons

On this meh episode I try the following premises:

• Asking front desks to not bother us while we hot box in the elevator for 4/20 day.
• Calling the front desk to let them know you've been trying to reach them and haven't been able to get through.
• Asking hotels if they remember what the premise of the call was?
• Calling hotels to interview them from Hot Boxxin' the Youtube channel
• Interviewing famous celebrities like Jonathan Busey, second cousin of Jake Busey, while hot boxing in the elevator.
• Leaving messages for my wife at the front desk, because the judge won't let me reach out directly.
• Asking for refunds for the whole package of flushable wipes that are now stuck in their toilet.
• Letting them know I listed their hotel as a home office deduction on my tax return.
• Accusing people of being perverts for petting my cat.
• And more!

Thanks to

• @andyanderson for the faux youtube show drop!
• whomever invented hot boxing for the show title
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• asking hotels what the fluid viscosity in the room is
• using hotel fluids to fill up my RV tanks.
• asking hotels when we are going to take off, because we've been sitting on the tarmac for 45 minutes already.
• asking more hotels what they are planning to do about all the little perverts in the tree
• asking hotels to landing the artimus 3 spacecraft in their parking lot.

Special callouts:

• I got 3 separate "I've never gotten that question before", so it's a 3-star episode, the pinnacle of milkbox shows.
• One call about driving my submarine into the landlocked Denver area (before switching the concept midcall to a spacecraft) was entirely unbelievable, and yet somehow still worked.

Thanks to

• @iregretjumping for the show title
• @Parkman and @Ayutux for the numbers
• everyone who sent in ideas
• all Patreons

my internet has explosive diarrhea

Possible makeup on Tuesday 3/31, though realistically more likely will have to make it up next week.

On this fun St Paddy's episode I try the following premises:

• Calling hotels to ask about all the little green perverts in their tree.
• Ask the hotel where they keep their love log as you forgot to enter last week's exploits. (hattip @AndyAnderson !)
• Telling the hotel that the hobo living in the elevator crawl space dropped a sneaker while climbing up. Should you just leave it at the lost and found or what
• Call hotels to complain that you can’t think of a premise for this call
• Call notary publics to notarize your pre-nut-ual consent forms before your date (hattip @mbots). I received two "I never had this question before" responses, which is always a treat.
• Calling notaries to get them to notarize a will in the old folks home, making it clear im scamming some old person with dementia (thanks @Parkman)
• Calling another youtube call in show. (hattip @Parkman)

New Milkbox Song! In the Cookie Jar:
https://suno.com/s/hfW0PYyGPfxTg9nP

Thanks to

• @kali for the show title
• @ayutux for the numbers!
• @Parkman for sending in another live Youtube callin show. These are really fun! Thanks to @andyanderson for recording a video of it as well.
• all Patreons

Go check out new host @nerdstrong on Prankcast!

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Annual yearly call to hotels to demand a daylight savings refund for my lost hour (thanks @despicabledogs for the reminder!)
• call hotels live on stream on your "Stealth Camping Youtube channel" and interview them for the channel.
• call hotels to complain about the pollen count making your allergies act up while you stealth camp in their yard.

Thanks to

• Thanks to @ayutux for the numbers
• @gordo for the show title
• all Patreons

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Call hotels as a concerned citizen to say that I just saw a homeless person stealth camping outside their building; and you guess that they are probably really hungry and you think it would be nice if the hotels would send Macdonalds his way or give him a romantic room for free. And then continually drop hints that I was in fact the homeless guy in question.
• Calling nursing homes to find out if I can meet with wealthy residents with dementia to pretend like I'm their grandson (but not All-zheimers, only Some-zheimers, or Partial-zheimers).
• Then calling nursing homes to see how open minded they are about my grandma's interests. Credit to @kali for the hilarious opening hook: "Is this nursing home kink friendly?"
• Calling funeral homes from Rent-a-Coffin / CasketRabbit) to pick up some used caskets and make sure they have them cleaned and ready. (Thanks @kali again for this ridiculously funny premise)
• Finished the show calling another youtube live stream debater to promote https://minors.vagibond.com for minors struggling with gender identity (thanks @parkman for the tip) but they weren't having it.
• And more!

Relevant Milkbox Song of the Week:
"Just tell them your their grandson"
https://suno.com/s/J4G3xfiDP8HYbBAc

Thanks to

• @eviloctopus for the show title
• @richardlocke for joining as a Patreon!
• @ayatux for the number
• all Patreons

On this episode I basically shill the new OnlyStrands Vagibond.com site at https://onlystrands.vagibond.com the whole time, with super fun results.

Here are some hot new OnlyStrands links:

• https://onlystrands.vagibond.com
• https://onlystrands.vagibond.com/creators
• https://onlystrands.vagibond.com/barbers
• https://onlystrands.vagibond.com/careers
• https://onlystrands.vagibond.com/shop <- definitely buy stuff

I also called into this fun Twitch stream and accidentally derailed both his show and mine. Thanks to Zac for being a good sport!
https://www.twitch.tv/takebackwithzac

Check out @andyanderson's complete clip of the post-call fun here: https://prankcast.com/andyanderson/posts/13589-milkbox-show-225-side-b

Thanks to @parkman for the suggestion! And @andyanderson, @ronmexico and @omnom for the background tracking of this. And @bjmoulton for helping with a timing reminder during the show.

Thanks to

• all Patreons

4 years!!! Wow. Thanks to Prankcast admins @andyanderson, @criefaux, @despicabledogs, and @icecat for joining tonight to celebrate another fun year of one-way improv comedy with some of our hosts favorite clips from the last year.

Thanks to @andyanderson for the awesome birthday montage song!

Featuring calls from:

• @ronmexico
• @iregretjumping
• @criefaux
• @gretagarbage
• @ItsTiff
• @cyberspacekosmonaut
• @richardlocke
• @milkbox
• @andyanderson
• @icecat
• @greenimp
• @despicabledogs
• @devonanustart
• @phonelosers
• @mbots & bettyAi
• @drtomservo

Thanks for hanging out with us!!! Happy birthday Prankcast!

tune in to hear some of the best calls from the last year from a bunch of our hosts. Tonight @ 7pm EST!