Another banger! Here's the call sheet:
And I also did some classic concepts:
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On this fun show I call phone ding numbers provided by @phonelosers, and then it eventually devolves to me calling supermarkets complaining about dogs barking at me when i rub steaks on the windows and run around in my hot dog costume. Dumb silly concept, but those usually make the best calls.
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Oh boy, this was a silly fun show and I had a really good time. We gaslamped front-desks into answering questions about the vegan, gluten-free and kosher room options. I also did one of @matthew4's aardvark calls.
We got at least two "nobody ever asked me that question before", two people to blow into their handset to help check the room Ph levels, and one very angry front desk clerk who cursed me out when I tried to reach the hotel Rabbi.
Lots of other stuff happened too, including looking for the diabetic parking spots and demanding tips from the rooms we busked with a banjo in front of.
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On this show we call hotels from the Diaper Derby to bet on Baby Battles in their parking lot. We also call places claiming that someone just Chris Hansened us in a hotel room while we were trying to meet someone from the internet. Thanks to @despicabledogs, @icecat, and @gretagarbage for joining for the fun and for everyone in the chat who suggested ridiculously funny wordplay to use.
I’m having a BBQ at Betty’s house. Make up later!
In this cathartic episode, @molinwolf and I called front desks to let them down gently that unfortunately they didn't get the job and we are going with another candidate. We also tried to get people to give us obviously fake reference checks to help felons get jobs, and some were kind enough to do so…
Then @matthew4 joined in the fun as we tried to coordinate a baby battles in the parking lot.
On this quick episode while I recover from a colonoscopy procedure I call up stores to ask questions about the guy in the white colonoscopy van parked outside and when I should expect my results.
Thanks to @Jesuspenus for the show title!
The good work of the Take-A-Wish Foundation (https://takeawish.org) continues. On this adventure we help a 9yo criminal on deathrow fill his dying wish to rob a bank and distribute the money to poor people the day of his execution. We get permission from various businesses to distribute wads of stolen cash to their patrons, before the feds arrive.
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Late start, great start. See you then!
Tonight we started with a paper clip and did 10 trade-ups finishing with a $50,000 airplane charter ride for the imaginary dying kids of the Take a Wish Foundation (https://takeawish.org). We definitely didn't cheat at all, ever.
It was fun and a nice change of pace!
Thanks to @iregretjumping for the hilarious graphic showing us meeting our goal.