On this episode I try the following premises:

• Calling a bunch of car ding numbers provided by @phonelosers for the annual Dingtember celebration. This was so much fun!
• Calling hotels to leave long shakespearian notes on cars, apologizing for dinging their car.
• Calling hotels to apologize in advance for dinging someone's car next week.
• Calling hotels to get them to write a note taking responsibility for dinging someone's car in the parking lot.

Outro song: https://suno.com/s/dL5QJap4XaI1swL1

Thanks to

• @phonelosers and @omnom for the numbers!
• @kuraz for joining as a Patreon!
• all Patreons