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Really fun show! Stop reading this and go listen. We had a bunch of people trying out the new chat and it went swimmingly.

Premises Used

  • Moving someone's car from the bar parking lot to the local McDonalds so they can't drive home drunk.
  • Falling asleep in the hotel laundry basket, and now I woke up in the back of some kind of laundry van.
  • Telling a business your grandfather is there, but he's senile and forgets his name - can they put the old man in front of them on the phone? Tell them not to alarm him by giving away that he's having a senior moment or asking him for his name - just get him right on the phone so he hears and recognizes your voice.
  • Accidentally towing the wrong customer's car 2 hours away.
  • Asking for help in the electric room, figuring out which switches you've flipped go to which room's power.
  • Drilling pilot holes in the hotel roof to let more ventilation in, and cigarette smoke out.
  • Doing volunteer security in the hotel parking lot, and verifying that the guest you pinned down is actually a customer before you let him.
  • Asking the front desk why they were gas lamping you before? And now they are gas lamping you now in denying it. Getting them to say the word gas lamp is half the fun.
  • And more!

Thanks to @phonelosers, @criefaux, and @doglettuce for joining in on the calls!

Thank you to @dnelladoodle from the @graveyardgoonz and @doglettuce for the support. Much appreciated!

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