This show may have set my record for ringtones. But my customer surveys have indicated that y'all like ring tones, so that's weird, but i guess you do you.

• Calling up realtors to tell them I'm squatting in their listing 06:00

• Calling up realtors to tell them we're shooting an adult film in their listing.

• Calling up strangers and accusing them of sleeping with my wife. 00:29:27

• Accusing neighbors of letting my cat hang out inside their home.

• Complaining that my cat is slipping into a neighbor's yard to get high on cat nips. 00:54:30

• Old concept: calling random residentials to let people know that I changed my number.

• Old concept: Accusing hotels of letting my kid watch porn on my laptop using THEIR wifi 01:48:19 and 02:05:53

• Calling hotels to give them completely unnecessary advice on how to sell the room to me. 02:12:35

Thanks to:

• @animegurl304, @luapo, @mrbiggs/@deadair, and @householdlube for becoming subscribers
• @derricksideburns, @animegurl304 and @reaperdiamondt for sending in numbers
• Thanks to @householdlube for the show title!