On this show I called a bunch of numbers and said silly things, which was a welcome change from the usual format of evangelical rock and reading bible passages by a crackling fire.

• Gaslamping hotel clerks that their gas pump isn't working.
• Calling a lady selling chickens to buy her roosters for cock fights. (thanks @matthew4)
• Accusing people on a church list of not voting for me for church comptroller (thanks @climbatiz and @mbots)
• Trying to bribe wrestling officials into admitting they accept bribes (thanks @climbatiz)
• Chasing my chickens around an RV park. 00:58:00
• Accidentally left a Biggie Smalls mural on the wall of the hotel.
• Chaining myself to the roof for solidarity with the victims.
• Asking a dryer vent guy to clean the pieces of my pet squirrel out of my dryer vent. (thanks @parkman!)
• Private eye mistakes an answering service for an escort service.
• Asking my neighbors to please keep it down 01:47:03
• and more!

Thanks to:

• @matthew4, @ReaperDiamondT, @Animegurl304, @climbatiz, @mbots, @paltrynutmeg25, @parkman, @householdlube and @vercelquestiondude for sending in numbers! That was amazing.
• @LicketySplit972 for the generous tip
• @airheadlive and @amandahugnfug for becoming Patreons!