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Clip from MBS 139, where we found a random hot head who really doesn't like the idea of people stepping in his muddy yard.

MBS 139: Justpassing

Mr Justpassing goes OFF

I saw your house on Zillow there, the address.

Did you guys happen to bring that inside by mistake?

It's addressed to Frank Katz, k as in night, a as in IL, t as in tsunami, z as in xylophone.

No one's no one's even been there for since Saturday.

Well, though, that's I I've been there since Saturday.

That's what I'm I'm asking about it because when I I got here, I saw the notification.

But when I got to the to the home and looked around the back where they dropped the package off, it wasn't there anymore.

So I'm just wondering if, you guys happen to pick it up.

No one dropped no one dropped the package off at the back of our place.

I've got 2 more scheduled for, I think, tomorrow or Wednesday, I guess, it might be it might be spread out over both days.

And then there's one more coming in from China that I don't have a delivery date on just yet, but it will arrive sometime in the next 2 weeks.

I think, you know, assuming travel is not impacted by the whole Hoothie thing, you know?

I don't even know what you're talking about.

There ain't no packages been delivered to our place.

Can you look at the footage and just tell me who took the package then?

What makes you think it got what makes you what makes you think it got delivered to the back of the place?

What kind what kind of a delivery dude's gonna walk through the freaking knee deep mud to go put it on the back of the of the of the place.

Oh, this one wasn't it wasn't like a UPS or FedEx.

So they'll probably put it in front, but this guy is, you know, kind of a special delivery type service, confidential packages, like that sort

Why would he why would why would he wanna walk through freaking 6 inches of mud?

You can't walk under the back of that house start walking through 6 inches a month.

you've been walking around on you've you've been walking around on my on my property?

Cause I'm gonna press charges for trespassing.

Passing if you're if you're walking on my property, you are trespassing.

You're you're I don't care what you're doing.

If you're blocking on the back of my property, am calling the you're you're getting I'm pressing charges for trespassing.

I was just there's a sign on the front of there is a sign on the on my property.

Is there a package on the back of my property?

That's dude walking onto somebody's property into their backyard without permission is trespassing.

I've been having delivered to different neighbors all over because obviously don't want the police to know what I'm doing.

You obviously don't want the police to know what you're doing.

If you you will dude, I will do not go on to my property.

Why is your package getting delivered to My Plates?

Well, it's because I don't want the police to see it delivered to my place.

Because you don't want the police to see it delivered to your place.

Do do do not fucking do not show up on my fucking property, dude.

You don't show up on my fucking property.

I'll give you some other examples if you just pull up.

Tell me that you'll give me some of your drug fucking package.

Take the fuck off our don't don't fucking walk on there again, man.

I was just You were fuck what it just passing.

Dispicable dogs for the line you were just passing.

You gotta call owners and wait for them to connect the dots that you're the legally picked property.

That was the response we've been waiting for.

What do you think is gonna happen on the next response to the next call?

I don't really wanna Getting to a situation of calling up someone who's threatening to involve the police, I think that's, Probably not the best idea, but I will save his number just to save it.

Should I call him back and tell him that while I was getting the package, I might have dropped my walkman in his yard and Just can I just at least get that back, please?

Your fucking number's getting reported, man.

Whatever the fuck you're trying to do for being a fuck.

Don't call this fucking number again, and your fucking numbers get reported to my friend at the FBI fucking promise, dude.

I don't That number is getting reported to the fucking FBI dude.

You get a package open your fucking mouth, motherfucker.

You're not allowed to go through my mail, and the FBI has no warrant to go through my package.

I want I want my package back to school and ask for?

Dude, you don't I don't even have your fucking package.

You're just fucking being a dumb fuck calling me for no reason, dude, but my friend's getting your fucking number.


Speaker 0: Hello? Oh, hey. I saw your house on Zillow there, the address. I had a package delivered to it. Did you guys happen to bring that inside by mistake?

It's addressed to Frank Katz, k as in night, a as in IL, t as in tsunami, z as in xylophone.

Speaker 1: I know. No one's no one's even been there for since Saturday.

Speaker 0: Oh, yeah. Well, though, that's I I've been there since Saturday. That's what I'm I'm asking about it because when I I got here, I saw the notification. My device with the delivery. But when I got to the to the home and looked around the back where they dropped the package off, it wasn't there anymore.

So I'm just wondering if, you guys happen to pick it up.

Speaker 1: No one dropped no one dropped the package off at the back of our place.

Speaker 0: Uh-huh. Okay. I've got 2 more scheduled for, I think, tomorrow or Wednesday, I guess, it might be it might be spread out over both days. And then there's one more coming in from China that I don't have a delivery date on just yet, but it will arrive sometime in the next 2 weeks. I think, you know, assuming travel is not impacted by the whole Hoothie thing, you know?

Speaker 1: Yeah. You know

Speaker 0: what I mean? So how do I how do I deal with that?

Speaker 1: What do you mean? How do you deal? What are you even talking about? I don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 0: Oh, getting my packages back.

Speaker 1: There ain't no packages been delivered to our place. You. Like, no one's took them inside. No one's taking them. You haven't?

I don't know. You no one even no one even lives there. Yes. There's cameras.

Speaker 0: Okay. Perfect.

Speaker 1: Don't even live.

Speaker 0: Can you look at the footage and just tell me who took the package then?

Speaker 1: Nobody's took the package, man. I'm I'm I'm, like, 90% certain of that.

Speaker 0: Okay. Well, then we got you for

Speaker 1: What makes you think it got what makes you what makes you think it got delivered to the back of the place? What kind what kind of a delivery dude's gonna walk through the freaking knee deep mud to go put it on the back of the of the of the place.

Speaker 0: Oh, this one wasn't it wasn't like a UPS or FedEx. The other 2 coming tomorrow are are are. So they'll probably put it in front, but this guy is, you know, kind of a special delivery type service, confidential packages, like that sort

Speaker 1: of thing. Why would he why would why would he wanna walk through freaking 6 inches of mud? You can't walk under the back of that house start walking through 6 inches a month.

Speaker 0: Well, who So

Speaker 1: you've been walking around on you've you've been walking around on my on my property? Do you have?

Speaker 0: Trying to get my package. Yeah. But it wasn't there when I got there.

Speaker 1: What? What's your name? Cause I'm gonna press charges for trespassing.

Speaker 0: No. I wasn't trespassing. I was I was checking on the picture.

Speaker 1: Passing if you're if you're walking on my property, you are trespassing. No. No. Do you understand that?

Speaker 0: No. Just

Speaker 1: Your permission to walk on my property?

Speaker 0: Yeah. That

Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You're you're I don't care what you're doing. If you're blocking on the back of my property, am calling the you're you're getting I'm pressing charges for trespassing. No. I was just there's a sign on the front of there is a sign on the on my property.

You call me and say, hey. Is there a package on the back of my property? Do you understand? I was just passing.

Speaker 0: You were what? I was just passing to get the package. I wasn't trespassing. I was just passing.

Speaker 1: That's dude walking onto somebody's property into their backyard without permission is trespassing. It's just Not just passing.

Speaker 0: It's just Bullshit.

Speaker 1: It's trespassing. It is fucking trespassing.

Speaker 0: Look it up. Dude, listen. I've been having delivered to different neighbors all over because obviously don't want the police to know what I'm doing. So, like, I know the law.

Speaker 1: You obviously don't want the police to know what you're doing.

Speaker 0: Obviously, no.

Speaker 1: Oh, wow, dude. Wow. Wow. Listen to me. If you you will dude, I will do not go on to my property.

Without permission. I don't care who you are.

Speaker 0: No. It's for my package.

Speaker 1: Why do you well, I don't give a fuck. Why is your package getting delivered to My Plates?

Speaker 0: Well, it's because I don't want the police to see it delivered to my place.

Speaker 1: Because you don't want the police to see it delivered to your place.

Speaker 0: Yeah. You're not gonna get in trouble. It's it's not addressed to you. So if the police show up I

Speaker 1: don't give a fuck what you're doing. Do do do not fucking do not show up on my fucking property, dude. Next time, I'll fucking shoot you. Woah. Hold on.

You don't show up on my fucking property. Hold on. I'll give you some other examples if you just pull up. I I don't give a fuck. Fuck you and your fucking package.

You fucking faggot. I'll fucking kill you motherfucker. Woah. Tell me that you'll give me some of your drug fucking package.

Speaker 0: You need some. What the

Speaker 1: fuck are you thinking? No. What the fuck are you thinking, dude?

Speaker 0: Take some yourself.

Speaker 1: Take the fuck off our don't don't fucking walk on there again, man. You will get fucking shot. I was just You were fuck what it just passing. You're a fucking idiot. What do you say?

What?

Speaker 0: Oh, man. Thank you. Dispicable dogs for the line you were just passing. That is so funny. Wow.

That guy I I'd see. I told you owners. You guys You gotta call. You gotta call owners and wait for them to connect the dots that you're the legally picked property. How do we follow that up?

I don't know if we can't. Just pasting. I love it. Just a big old dog. You're a genius.

That was the response we've been waiting for. Yes. It was. What do you think is gonna happen on the next response to the next call? ID's open window.

It's hot in here. Hold on. I'd be right back. Save his number. I've already burned it.

I can I can get it back, I guess? Alright. I have his number. I don't really wanna Getting to a situation of calling up someone who's threatening to involve the police, I think that's, Probably not the best idea, but I will save his number just to save it. Let me save the URL as well.

Okay. It's saved. Call him back and tell him it's a prank. Should I call him back and tell him that while I was getting the package, I might have dropped my walkman in his yard and Just can I just at least get that back, please? I'll try that once.

Let's try that once. Just once.

Speaker 1: You're in fucking trouble, man. No. We did a hooker. Tell you. Wait.

I just wanna get Listen. Listen. Listen. I got a friend at the FBI. Your fucking number's getting reported, man.

You are in fucking trouble, dude. Whatever the fuck you're trying to do for being a fuck. That's what you're in trouble for, dude. Don't call this fucking number again, and your fucking numbers get reported to my friend at the FBI fucking promise, dude. You were in fucking so much trouble.

Speaker 0: I don't give you permission.

Speaker 1: I don't That number is getting reported to the fucking FBI dude.

Speaker 0: I don't give you

Speaker 1: That's all there is to it.

Speaker 0: I don't get Chris. Fuck. I just wanna

Speaker 1: I don't need permission. You do. I don't need permission, dude. You do. You get a package open your fucking mouth, motherfucker.

Speaker 0: The package is addressed to me. It's a legal right to my package. You're not allowed to go through my mail, and the FBI has no warrant to go through my package. I want I want my package back to school and ask for?

Speaker 1: Dude, you don't I don't even have your fucking package. You're just fucking being a dumb fuck calling me for no reason, dude, but my friend's getting your fucking number. Don't call again. What do you what?

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