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4/5 dentists recommend this episode. In this episode I:

• call businesses asking for permission to get my duffel bags back out of their crawlspace, discreetly.
• Tell people I found duffel bags full of cash and ask if anyone lost it, or i can keep it.
• Try to get permission to do some light money laundering in their washers.
• Call a business and ask for help coming up with a prank call premise, and then using it on them.
• Ask hotels to help me lie to customers of my ghost tour about hauntings at their hotel.
• Telling businesses I listed them as a dependent on my tax return.
• Telling hotels that I uploaded photographs of guests in their rooms to stock photography sites. (Hattip to @phonelosers and @bassbot for the idea).
• Asking for help locating my prosthetic leg? It must have detached while I was walking out of the hotel and I didn't notice until I was 30 minutes away.

Thanks to @cyflailing84 for joining as a Patreon!