4/5 dentists recommend this episode. In this episode I:
call businesses asking for permission to get my duffel bags back out of their crawlspace, discreetly.
Tell people I found duffel bags full of cash and ask if anyone lost it, or i can keep it.
Try to get permission to do some light money laundering in their washers.
Call a business and ask for help coming up with a prank call premise, and then using it on them.
Ask hotels to help me lie to customers of my ghost tour about hauntings at their hotel.
Telling businesses I listed them as a dependent on my tax return.
Telling hotels that I uploaded photographs of guests in their rooms to stock photography sites. (Hattip to @phonelosers and @bassbot for the idea).
Asking for help locating my prosthetic leg? It must have detached while I was walking out of the hotel and I didn't notice until I was 30 minutes away.