This week's main premise, courtesy of @jesuspenus, was simple: Tell people that you've got a short-term memory condition that forces your brain to reset every few minutes, then drive them absolutely crazy repeating the conversation over and over.

Thanks to:

• @JesusPenus for the really fun and clever show premise.
• @licketysplit972 and @justluapo for the generous tips.
• @revkev and @animegurl304 for sending me phone numbers.