Hooboy 3 fun, pun-filled premises tonight and all caught lots of fish:

• Calling hotels to ask about ladpads, manpons and other male sanitary hygeine products.

• Calling businesses to ask what is REALLY going on in the Employees Only room, with @doglettuce.

• Calling pet stores to buy doggie condoms or other reprodogtion pawphylactic pawducts. We also called dog trainers to see if they will train my dog to pull out so I don't need to neuter him. Funny idea @bread336!

Thanks to:

• @mrbombadil for joining as a Patreon
• @namesakejake for the show title
• @gordo, @bread336, @shoebarf, @catnumberwang, @doglettuce, @ozillator, @wdum and everyone else in chat who helped come up with hilarious puns to use in the show.