This show will probably get me cancelled. It's DARK. I don't think I've ever gotten more "nobody has ever asked me that before" from one show than this one.

On this show I called:

• mechanics to retrofit my car with a smuggling / trafficking compartment
• mechanics, on behalf of the Take A Wish Foundation, trying to get them to retrofit a car to work like KITT from Knight Rider to fill a dying child's wish.
• mechanics, to retrofit a car to explode, so we could use it in a modern viking funeral for dying kids
• balloon stores, trying to help a dying kid tie hundreds of balloons to themselves. We also tried the same premise with a corpse and that was fine with them too.
• balloon stores, trying to send a Chihuaha into the stratosphere with a bunch of balloons, for a Red Bull stunt. This was apparently perfectly normal.

Thanks to:

• @licketysplit972 and daridagoat for the generous gift
• @ozillator for the show title
• @ionlysmile and @cactusy for sharing numbers
• everyone in chat who helped with ridiculous ideas tonight, especially @iregretjumping with his viking funeral idea.