milkbox

Oh boy, this was a silly fun show and I had a really good time. We gaslamped front-desks into answering questions about the vegan, gluten-free and kosher room options. I also did one of @matthew4's aardvark calls.

We got at least two "nobody ever asked me that question before", two people to blow into their handset to help check the room Ph levels, and one very angry front desk clerk who cursed me out when I tried to reach the hotel Rabbi.

Lots of other stuff happened too, including looking for the diabetic parking spots and demanding tips from the rooms we busked with a banjo in front of.

Thanks to:

• @criefaux and @gretagarbage for joining in the tomfoolery
• @namesakejake for the fantastic gifs uploaded to tenor
• everyone in chat for helping with the silly ideas