This is a Hit or Miss episode. If you're only allowed 183 episodes, perhaps skip this one!

• On this episode I convinced people that I was a private eye under cover in their dumpster on a stake-out, and asked them to send me a roll of toilet paper.
• I also convinced someone to attach GPS trackers to cars in their parking lot for me.
• Then we had Fraink join the show to book spray tans for him so he looks good at his upcoming funeral.

Thanks to

• @mrsmalls for the show title
• chatters of the week, @kali, @yourmum and @eviloctopus for their great suggestions!
• all Patreons