On this offensive, and mostly tax-themed episode I try the following premises:

• Calling people and immediately yelling PRANKED, because damn did i prank those idiots good. People fell right for my prank trap. Losers.
• Calling up taxi-services and taxidermists to get help with my taxes.
• Calling up taxidermists, to get my body stuffed and mounted with animatronics when I die. Thanks @despicabledogs!
• Calling up places with my blind translation service aids @doglettuce and @greenimp.
• Calling up places and swapping places with my brother Johnthanon (@doglettuce) every time they asked a question, to drive them crazy.
• Also Fraink Katz, Sr. joined for part of the show as we called more tax services, so he could find some hot young tax honeys to ask to go out for an ice cream soda pop. At one point a hot tax honey asked his name, and he replied "It's Frank Katz, but you can call me Daddy" and I think I spit soda all over my screen. Damn it Frank.
  and more!

Thanks to:

• @doglettuce and @greenimp for hanging out and joining in some calls!
• @420cat for the show title
• all Patreons, old, new and future