A spooOOOooktacular show where meat puppets full of scary skeletons push wind through their meat flaps. Calls include:

• Calling up hotels to complain that my tv isn't working in my bedroom at home.

• Describing the noises in my phone line to the front desk, by audibly repeating them onomatopoeia style. There's your word of the day. 00:08:22

• Asking my Hearing-Ear Dog to translate for me.

• Asking for a puppy-pass for my dog smoking in the hotel room.

• Thanking hotels for letting me stay in vacant rooms without their permission.

• Trying to convince a mover to help me move a few heavy rolls of carpet, in a butcher truck, in the dead of night, no questions asked. 00:38:47

• Accusing a roofer of leaving graffiti on a roofing job and he goes OFF. 00:45:08

• Complaining to theaters that we saw two kids stacked in a trench coat sneaking into an R-Rated movie. I got them arrested and even got a free popcorn out of it. 00:59:10

• Asking for help navigating out of the air vents before the Russian spy ring catches us.

• Asking if people saw two spies swapping a manila envelope.

• Asking hotels if there's some kind of signal jammer blocking all my GPS trackers I put on the cars in their parking lot.

• Asking the front desk to help me translate the conversation between the couple speaking Russian in the room next door, that I am hearing through my stethoscope.

• Trying to give the codeword to my attache contact at the front desk to get access to the safehouse. 01:27:59

• Trying MEATMEMBER discount codes on hotel rooms.

• Bringing my urine sample to the front desk, as per Dr. Pepsi's medical van instructions.

• Trying to get some kids in my van to give out the Halloween candy.

• Setting up spooky fake fire effects on the roof of the hotel.

• Calling hotel rooms and letting the resident know there's a plumbing issue and we'll need to let everyone in the hotel use their toilet, and to quit being a toilet hog. @Mathew4 joins in. 02:50:23

And more!

Thanks to:

• @matthew4 for joining in the fun
• @revkev, @mbots, @devonanustart, @icecat, and @havok for numbers
• @molecularheckler, @householdlube for joining as Patreons and to all the existing Patreons for making the show go!