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Another banger! Here's the call sheet:

• Telling tattoo shops that they used my copyrighted tattoo on one of their customers and I'm going to need the customer to have it removed
• Trying to get tattoo artists to agree to pretend like they are tattooing me to trick my blind friend that I promised to get matching tattoos with.
• Asking the tattoo artist to tattoo my kid's 3rd degree burns with reminders not to play with fireworks again.
• Asking tattoo artists to do a tattoo of me breaking the 4th wall of comedy. Like outside the borders of skin.
• Asking tattoo artists to give me a tattoo of themselves giving me a tattoo. And on the other arm, a tattoo of me paying them for the tattoo. And on my chest, a tattoo of me calling to describe the two tattoos I want.
• Asking tattoo artists to remove the shutterstock logo from tattoo the last guy gave me.
• Trying to use made up coupons to get a discount on my tattoos. Thanks @despicabledogs!)

And I also did some classic concepts:

• Giving strangers my new phone number, so they have it
• Some car ding calls, courtesy of @phonelosers. This show it worked amazingly!

Chat VIP of the week

• @Kali for the hilarious suggestions.

Thanks!

• @andyanderson for the show title
• @phonelosers and @despicabledogs for the numbers!
• @kali for joining as a patreon
• Everyone in chat who cracked me up and made me break character at least 5 times.