Telling tattoo shops that they used my copyrighted tattoo on one of their customers and I'm going to need the customer to have it removed
Trying to get tattoo artists to agree to pretend like they are tattooing me to trick my blind friend that I promised to get matching tattoos with.
Asking the tattoo artist to tattoo my kid's 3rd degree burns with reminders not to play with fireworks again.
Asking tattoo artists to do a tattoo of me breaking the 4th wall of comedy. Like outside the borders of skin.
Asking tattoo artists to give me a tattoo of themselves giving me a tattoo. And on the other arm, a tattoo of me paying them for the tattoo. And on my chest, a tattoo of me calling to describe the two tattoos I want.
Asking tattoo artists to remove the shutterstock logo from tattoo the last guy gave me.
Trying to use made up coupons to get a discount on my tattoos. Thanks @despicabledogs!)
And I also did some classic concepts:
Giving strangers my new phone number, so they have it
Some car ding calls, courtesy of @phonelosers. This show it worked amazingly!