Prank call shows, with friends

https://www.twitch.tv/gweenimp

https://youtu.be/uXLJy22bAgQ

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Call hotels as a concerned citizen to say that I just saw a homeless person stealth camping outside their building; and you guess that they are probably really hungry and you think it would be nice if the hotels would send Macdonalds his way or give him a romantic room for free. And then continually drop hints that I was in fact the homeless guy in question.
• Calling nursing homes to find out if I can meet with wealthy residents with dementia to pretend like I'm their grandson (but not All-zheimers, only Some-zheimers, or Partial-zheimers).
• Then calling nursing homes to see how open minded they are about my grandma's interests. Credit to @kali for the hilarious opening hook: "Is this nursing home kink friendly?"
• Calling funeral homes from Rent-a-Coffin / CasketRabbit) to pick up some used caskets and make sure they have them cleaned and ready. (Thanks @kali again for this ridiculously funny premise)
• Finished the show calling another youtube live stream debater to promote https://minors.vagibond.com for minors struggling with gender identity (thanks @parkman for the tip) but they weren't having it.
• And more!

Relevant Milkbox Song of the Week:
"Just tell them your their grandson"
https://suno.com/s/J4G3xfiDP8HYbBAc

Thanks to

• @eviloctopus for the show title
• @richardlocke for joining as a Patreon!
• @ayatux for the number
• all Patreons

We visit the local place of worship and learn that indoctrination can make you actually kill a helpless kitten. After that we cook up some holy butter.

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