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Tune in at the end of every 9th, 18th, & 27th @ 11:55pm EST
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F*$kin' Yer Dumpster - DJ Dirty Dumpster Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vUJPwr3mOU

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A journey of premises from the humble dumpster dweller, to the great debate about whether or not Star Trek humanoids' defining traits are expressed below the belt. We see appearances from David "Hardtkrosx" and Johann the German Tourist, as well as all manner of other wtf-am-I-doing calls along the way! A tour de force for forcing a premise to work.

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A journey of premises from the humble dumpster dweller, to the great debate about whether or not Star Trek humanoids' defining traits are expressed below the belt. We see appearances from David "Hardtkrosx" and Johann the German Tourist, as well as all manner of other wtf-am-I-doing calls along the way! A tour de force for forcing a premise to work.

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A journey of premises from the humble dumpster dweller, to the great debate about whether or not Star Trek humanoids' defining traits are expressed below the belt. We see appearances from David "Hardtkrosx" and Johann the German Tourist, as well as all manner of other wtf-am-I-doing calls along the way! A tour de force for forcing a premise to work.

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David Heartcross has his day exercising demonic juju from hotel rooms. Johann the German Tourist continues to struggle with plumbing, and tries to find the nearest drive thru abortion clinic. Come on in, the toilet water's fine tonight!

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After 2 failed purchases, and 2 phone calls to my provider (which required the approval of their security department) I am the proud owner of assfarts.com!

This is just a way to find all my prank calls, podcast episodes, and other goodies all in one place. There's even a spot to submit numbers, if you want me to prank someone.

In other news, I got that silent mouse and it is AMAZING! So, my stream will be free from all the click clacks. I appreciate all you guys sticking around and supporting my pranks, even on the slow nights. I'll most likely be hanging out in Community Calls tonight, stop by. Next stream on Wednesday!

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Trying out a new character and new source of numbers goes sideways, so I have to resort to old standbys with unhospitable results.

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Taking my birthday off to chill out. My appreciation and thanks to anyone who was looking forward to it. Plenty of good shows planned ahead. Until the 18th, keep a lookout on my YouTube for all the calls still coming out.

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America just doesn't have the engineering required to endure the German feces. Poor Johann, our confused German tourist, has a heck of night trying to figure out why the toilet will not spray him clean, and learning what to do instead. A veritable romp, including a Diskotek, Poopy Towels, and an angry front desk attendant.

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*worth hearing

calls that (flop) we tried

Calls Start: 00:16:10

Dumpster Fucker (flop) 00:19:40 to 00:20:10

Dumpster Fucker pt 2 00:21:03 to 00:22:56

Obnoxious Band Tryout 00:27:00 to 00:29:35

Obnoxious Band Tryout pt 2 (message) 00:31:30 to 00:32:45

Annoyed Musician (message) 00:34:10 to 00:35:10

Craigslist Massage (message) 00:37:11 to 38:07 [Forgot to call back]

German Tourist Interference (flop) 00:42:10 to 00:43:45

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial 00:44:15 to 00:49:19

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 2 00:51:29 to 00:58:33

German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 3 01:01:54 to 01:03:20

David Heartcross: Paranormal Investigator 01:05:17 to 01:09:11

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 4 01:10:42 to 01:19:28

German Tourist Hotel Party 01:26:55 to 01:28:00

*German Tourist Hotel Party pt 2 / Toilet Tutorial pt 4 01:29:00 to 01:32:54

German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 5 (message) 01:34:24 to 01:35:33

Lost German Tourist 01:36:30 to 01:39:07 [Angry front desk]

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 6 01:40:07 to 01:47:08 [Front desk breaks toilet]

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 6 01:50:01 to 02:02:44 [Front desk relishes Johann's pain] [Oh God Bill] [98.9FM "The Weenus"]

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Had a few funny calls on a Sunday night, while trying out my new 98.9 FM "The Weenus" radio sweep.

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[call descriptions]

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calls that (flop) we tried

Calls Start: 00:07:02

Free Laundry from the Fluff n Fold (flop) 00:09:54 to 00:12:05

Free Laundry, Lost Watch (message) 00:14:21 to 00:15:05

Free Laundry, Lost Watch pt 2 (message) 00:16:50 to 00:17:15

*Interrupting Dinner for Free Laundry [Bad Reaction] 00:18:00 to 00:21:13

Free Laundry, Lost Watch Pt 3 (message) 00:25:20 to 00:25:33

New Years in February (message) 00:26:57 to 00:28:28

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Laundromat Party (message) 00:33:20 to 00:34:14

Free Laundry (flop) 00:36:51 to 00:38:44

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Laundromat Party pt 2 (flop) 00:39:40 to 00:41:00

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Laundromat Party pt 3 (message) 00:42:03 to 00:43:00

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Long Voicemail Complaint (message) 00:43:43 to 00:45:06

Rejected Weenus (flop) 00:46:16 to 00:47:02

98.9 "The Weenus" Laundromat Party pt 4 (message) 00:48:28 to 00:49:00

*98.9 FM "The Weenus" Hotel Dumpster Party [got some radio taglines] 00:51:47 to 01:00:01

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Hotel Dumpster Party pt 2 (flop) 01:01:59 to 01:03:05

98.9 FM "The Weenus" Hotel Dumpster Party pt 3 (flop) 01:05:25 to 01:06:46

Hands-on Bathroom Attendant (funny flop) 01:08:07 to 01:09:43

*Hands-on Bathroom Attendant pt 2 [Craigslist Discount Nightmare] 01:11:10 to 01:22:16

Hotel Swingers (flop) [oh god bill] 01:30:21 to 01:31:32

Hotel Swingers pt 2 (message) [oh god bill] 01:32:50 to 01:33:32

New York (parody) [start spreading your legs] 01:33:58 to 01:34:32

Hotel Swingers pt 3 [begging security to fck my wife] 01:34:50 to 01:39:53

Hands-on Bathrom Attendant pt 3 (message) 01:43:21 to 01:43:40

*Hands-on Bathroom Attendant pt 4 ft RoboAlex & 98.9 FM "The Weenus" pt 4 01:45:20 to 02:01:52

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A night of mostly quick calls that churned out a few with "good vibes," man.
Fastest Prank of the Day: 25 Seconds

First new call: Fight in the Parking Lot Success/Fail 00:18:55 to 00:19:38 (43 Seconds)

Staying in your Dumpster (message) 00:21:20 to 00:22:02

Clueless Dumpster Room Service ft. RoboAlex 00:22:30 to 00:25:59 (spread your buttcheeks)

Fucking yer Dumpster (message) 00:26:48 to 00:27:33

Nobody Knows What it's Like to Fuck a Dumpster (ballad, message) 00:28:00 to 00:29:06 , Fucking a Dumpster (ballad pt2) 00:29:34

Elaine's Dumpster (message) 00:31:28

Dumpster Fight to Car Crash ft. RoboAlex 00:32:49 to 00:37:24

Stripper Stained my Jeans (message) 00:41:35 to 42:19

Stripper Stain Lineup 00:42:38 to 00:45:10 (Good Vibes, Super Funny)

Open 24 Hours but Closed (message) 00:46:38 to 00:47:01

Toilet Overflow (message) 00:47:30 00:48:21

Dumpster Nut 00:48:43 to 00:49:18

Dancing Girlfriend Failure 00:49:43 to 00:50:18

Pop-up Dumpster Party 00:56:30 to 56:59

Real American Dumpster Party Flop 00:57:55 to 01:01:09

Can't Find the People in the Dumpster 01:02:05 to 01:08:55 (Decent, Takes Patience)

Pop-up Dumpster Party pt2 01:09:43 to 01:10:33

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party 01:15:18 to 01:17:35 (Good Vibes)

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party pt2 01:19:47 to 01:20:53 (Good Vibes)

Overflowed Truckstop Toilet 01:25:17 to 01:27:44

No Toilet Paper, No Sympathy 01:31:45 to 01:33:40

Confused German Tourist 01:36:15 to 01:38:04

Confused German Tourist "Arsespritzer" pt2 01:38:35 to 01:41:08 (how rude)

Indian Fight (message) 01:45:01 to 01:45:26

Indian Fight Success 01:45:53 to 01:46:27 (34 Second Prank)

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party p3 01:46:53 to 01:49:09

98.9 "The Weenus" Flop 01:52:04 to 01:52:40

98.9 "The Weenus" Flop 01:54:00 to 01:55:34

Lonely Poop Turned KYS 01:56:05 to 01:56:34 (Lady is HARSH)

Fucking a Dumpster Flop 01:59:26

Broken Toilet Success 02:02:07 to 02:02:32 (25 Second Prank)

Fucking a Dumpster (message) 02:03:19

Indian Fight Success #2 02:04:28 to 02:04:54 (26 Second Prank)

Dirty Hotel Listening Flop 02:05:51 to 02:06:37

Huge THANKS to @akspa for providing the "Oh God Bill" clips used in this broadcast.

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