Prank call shows, with friends

This is a Hit or Miss episode. If you're only allowed 183 episodes, perhaps skip this one!

• On this episode I convinced people that I was a private eye under cover in their dumpster on a stake-out, and asked them to send me a roll of toilet paper.
• I also convinced someone to attach GPS trackers to cars in their parking lot for me.
• Then we had Fraink join the show to book spray tans for him so he looks good at his upcoming funeral.

Thanks to

• @mrsmalls for the show title
• chatters of the week, @kali, @yourmum and @eviloctopus for their great suggestions!
• all Patreons

America just doesn't have the engineering required to endure the German feces. Poor Johann, our confused German tourist, has a heck of night trying to figure out why the toilet will not spray him clean, and learning what to do instead. A veritable romp, including a Diskotek, Poopy Towels, and an angry front desk attendant.

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calls that (flop) we tried

Calls Start: 00:16:10

Dumpster Fucker (flop) 00:19:40 to 00:20:10

Dumpster Fucker pt 2 00:21:03 to 00:22:56

Obnoxious Band Tryout 00:27:00 to 00:29:35

Obnoxious Band Tryout pt 2 (message) 00:31:30 to 00:32:45

Annoyed Musician (message) 00:34:10 to 00:35:10

Craigslist Massage (message) 00:37:11 to 38:07 [Forgot to call back]

German Tourist Interference (flop) 00:42:10 to 00:43:45

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial 00:44:15 to 00:49:19

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 2 00:51:29 to 00:58:33

German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 3 01:01:54 to 01:03:20

David Heartcross: Paranormal Investigator 01:05:17 to 01:09:11

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 4 01:10:42 to 01:19:28

German Tourist Hotel Party 01:26:55 to 01:28:00

*German Tourist Hotel Party pt 2 / Toilet Tutorial pt 4 01:29:00 to 01:32:54

German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 5 (message) 01:34:24 to 01:35:33

Lost German Tourist 01:36:30 to 01:39:07 [Angry front desk]

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 6 01:40:07 to 01:47:08 [Front desk breaks toilet]

*German Tourist Toilet Tutorial pt 6 01:50:01 to 02:02:44 [Front desk relishes Johann's pain] [Oh God Bill] [98.9FM "The Weenus"]

In this quickie secret unannounced show, @buzzlightbeer and I did a bunch of calls to plant nurseries, trying to coordinate pick ups for our toddlers. Check out @buzzlightbeer's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@buzzytrombone4353

4/5 dentists recommend this episode. In this episode I:

• call businesses asking for permission to get my duffel bags back out of their crawlspace, discreetly.
• Tell people I found duffel bags full of cash and ask if anyone lost it, or i can keep it.
• Try to get permission to do some light money laundering in their washers.
• Call a business and ask for help coming up with a prank call premise, and then using it on them.
• Ask hotels to help me lie to customers of my ghost tour about hauntings at their hotel.
• Telling businesses I listed them as a dependent on my tax return.
• Telling hotels that I uploaded photographs of guests in their rooms to stock photography sites. (Hattip to @phonelosers and @bassbot for the idea).
• Asking for help locating my prosthetic leg? It must have detached while I was walking out of the hotel and I didn't notice until I was 30 minutes away.

Thanks to @cyflailing84 for joining as a Patreon!

In this fun show I mostly just called hotels and demanded I get a free Daylight Savings hour comp in a hotel room of my choice. Then I got a headache and stopped doing my show. That was less fun.

Thanks to:

• @greenimp and @robertb78 for joining as patreons. I love you!

A night of mostly quick calls that churned out a few with "good vibes," man.
Fastest Prank of the Day: 25 Seconds

First new call: Fight in the Parking Lot Success/Fail 00:18:55 to 00:19:38 (43 Seconds)

Staying in your Dumpster (message) 00:21:20 to 00:22:02

Clueless Dumpster Room Service ft. RoboAlex 00:22:30 to 00:25:59 (spread your buttcheeks)

Fucking yer Dumpster (message) 00:26:48 to 00:27:33

Nobody Knows What it's Like to Fuck a Dumpster (ballad, message) 00:28:00 to 00:29:06 , Fucking a Dumpster (ballad pt2) 00:29:34

Elaine's Dumpster (message) 00:31:28

Dumpster Fight to Car Crash ft. RoboAlex 00:32:49 to 00:37:24

Stripper Stained my Jeans (message) 00:41:35 to 42:19

Stripper Stain Lineup 00:42:38 to 00:45:10 (Good Vibes, Super Funny)

Open 24 Hours but Closed (message) 00:46:38 to 00:47:01

Toilet Overflow (message) 00:47:30 00:48:21

Dumpster Nut 00:48:43 to 00:49:18

Dancing Girlfriend Failure 00:49:43 to 00:50:18

Pop-up Dumpster Party 00:56:30 to 56:59

Real American Dumpster Party Flop 00:57:55 to 01:01:09

Can't Find the People in the Dumpster 01:02:05 to 01:08:55 (Decent, Takes Patience)

Pop-up Dumpster Party pt2 01:09:43 to 01:10:33

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party 01:15:18 to 01:17:35 (Good Vibes)

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party pt2 01:19:47 to 01:20:53 (Good Vibes)

Overflowed Truckstop Toilet 01:25:17 to 01:27:44

No Toilet Paper, No Sympathy 01:31:45 to 01:33:40

Confused German Tourist 01:36:15 to 01:38:04

Confused German Tourist "Arsespritzer" pt2 01:38:35 to 01:41:08 (how rude)

Indian Fight (message) 01:45:01 to 01:45:26

Indian Fight Success 01:45:53 to 01:46:27 (34 Second Prank)

98.9 "The Weenus" Dumpster Party p3 01:46:53 to 01:49:09

98.9 "The Weenus" Flop 01:52:04 to 01:52:40

98.9 "The Weenus" Flop 01:54:00 to 01:55:34

Lonely Poop Turned KYS 01:56:05 to 01:56:34 (Lady is HARSH)

Fucking a Dumpster Flop 01:59:26

Broken Toilet Success 02:02:07 to 02:02:32 (25 Second Prank)

Fucking a Dumpster (message) 02:03:19

Indian Fight Success #2 02:04:28 to 02:04:54 (26 Second Prank)

Dirty Hotel Listening Flop 02:05:51 to 02:06:37

Huge THANKS to @akspa for providing the "Oh God Bill" clips used in this broadcast.

Thanks to @xenorax for this episode's title

• Give clarity to someone who was kicked out of a casino.

• On this episode I ask random stranger to be my son's god father and some accept.

• Get confirmation of inappropriate journalist quotes from hotel front desks about their facilities.

• Take apart toilets to go magnet fishing.

• Complain that toilets don't fit your entire hand.

• Call people and name your baby after them. Invite them to the baby shower to give a speech (some said yes).

and more!

Thanks to our newest patreons @miku, @potatodude, @animegurl304, @laughingbear, @awktopus

Thanks to these fine folks for joining calls:

Fun lineup tonight as the Callective was hosted on the Milkbox show. Follow some of the other hosts if you haven't yet.

Tonights pranks included participation from:
@despicabledogs, @milkbox, @anteatertpose, @kingpoisson, @icecat, @jesuspenus, @iregretjumping, @greenimp, @nickyt, @drtomservo, and @andyanderson. Thanks to everyone who joined!
Thanks to @icecat for the amazing new show theme and @iregretjumping for herding the cats!

A spooOOOooktacular show where meat puppets full of scary skeletons push wind through their meat flaps. Calls include:

• Calling up hotels to complain that my tv isn't working in my bedroom at home.

• Describing the noises in my phone line to the front desk, by audibly repeating them onomatopoeia style. There's your word of the day. 00:08:22

• Asking my Hearing-Ear Dog to translate for me.

• Asking for a puppy-pass for my dog smoking in the hotel room.

• Thanking hotels for letting me stay in vacant rooms without their permission.

• Trying to convince a mover to help me move a few heavy rolls of carpet, in a butcher truck, in the dead of night, no questions asked. 00:38:47

• Accusing a roofer of leaving graffiti on a roofing job and he goes OFF. 00:45:08

• Complaining to theaters that we saw two kids stacked in a trench coat sneaking into an R-Rated movie. I got them arrested and even got a free popcorn out of it. 00:59:10

• Asking for help navigating out of the air vents before the Russian spy ring catches us.

• Asking if people saw two spies swapping a manila envelope.

• Asking hotels if there's some kind of signal jammer blocking all my GPS trackers I put on the cars in their parking lot.

• Asking the front desk to help me translate the conversation between the couple speaking Russian in the room next door, that I am hearing through my stethoscope.

• Trying to give the codeword to my attache contact at the front desk to get access to the safehouse. 01:27:59

• Trying MEATMEMBER discount codes on hotel rooms.

• Bringing my urine sample to the front desk, as per Dr. Pepsi's medical van instructions.

• Trying to get some kids in my van to give out the Halloween candy.

• Setting up spooky fake fire effects on the roof of the hotel.

• Calling hotel rooms and letting the resident know there's a plumbing issue and we'll need to let everyone in the hotel use their toilet, and to quit being a toilet hog. @Mathew4 joins in. 02:50:23

And more!

Thanks to:

• @matthew4 for joining in the fun
• @revkev, @mbots, @devonanustart, @icecat, and @havok for numbers
• @molecularheckler, @householdlube for joining as Patreons and to all the existing Patreons for making the show go!

We call hotels and ensure that they have the candy ready for the Mayor.

Buddy and Misti call some places about: wads of toilet paper fights, toilet paper fables, Weird Al cover bands, JD Power Awards and ESL maids get lost in grocery stores.

We get a buncha good tradio calls, hotels, gas stations, etc. We also have Greta Garbage join as a guest!