Call hotels, restaurants and bowling alleys to complain about the pile of cardboard boxes they left in front of their doorsteps, with perfectly good clothing and boxed goods inside. The trash bin is right there! And why throw out all this perfectly good stuff. So wasteful. Fortunately, I proactively collected it all to donate to local homeless shelters. Restaurants really didn't like this, which @drowsyframe53 helpfully suggested.
Call Richard to see why he's cheating with my wife.
Called someone to let them know they are live on Prankcast and I need them to play along like they are being pranked so the audience doesn't know it's all fake. And then they do some amazing overacting to play along. 01:36:53
Have a total stranger do my prank call for me, calling Richard to see why he's cheating with my wife.