This show started with a really simple, lazy premise: what were the least amount of words I could use and still have the calls be funny.

• For example, calling a hotel and just repeating the words "room" and "refund" can actually generate a few minutes conversation.

• And then it veered into chaos when I started gaslamping people into thinking I could only hear them speaking other languages to me.

• Patrick, the front desk reception from Days Inn used some very naughty words when he thought I couldn't speak English. This call sequence is easily in my new top 10 favorite calls. 00:30:40

• Then I inquired about the hotel's policy on tasteful nudity and just improved it from there.

• I also called to apologize for accidentally walking out with the hotel vacuum, and tv, by accident, and maybe to see if they know how to get it to work.

• And lastly, I did take the time to let some hotels know my new number, just in case they ever need it.

Thanks to:

• @carefulboatload for joining as a Patreon!
• @doglettuce for using the word refund and getting it stuck in my head
• @animegurl304 and @householdlube for the numbers
• @andyanderson, @despicabledogs, @icecat and @iregretjumping for the drops and sound effects