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On this episode I call up hotels to:

  • gently break up with them
  • tell them I missed my period, what should we do?
  • tell them my uncle Dennis passed away.
  • tell them I need their help faking my uncle's death.
  • complain that a loose despicable dog is interfering with my efforts to spread my uncle's ashes all over their property.
  • ask for extra towels for the water birth we are planning in an inflatable kiddy pool their room
  • ask them for child support since we got pregnant there
  • ask if the drawer full of beans is complimentary
  • try to get a refund for an egg sandwich

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