milkbox

On this episode I call up hotels to:

• gently break up with them
• tell them I missed my period, what should we do?
• tell them my uncle Dennis passed away.
• tell them I need their help faking my uncle's death.
• complain that a loose despicable dog is interfering with my efforts to spread my uncle's ashes all over their property.
• ask for extra towels for the water birth we are planning in an inflatable kiddy pool their room
• ask them for child support since we got pregnant there
• ask if the drawer full of beans is complimentary
• try to get a refund for an egg sandwich

Thanks to:

• @EvilOctopus for the show title
• @EvilOctopus, @Gordo, @ozilator, @despicabledogs, @icecat, @jesuspenus and everyone else in chat who shared inspiration or funny ideas to say.