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In this spooktacular Halloween-themed show I:

  • mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
  • asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
  • used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
  • called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).

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  • @dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
  • @icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside

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