mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).
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@dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
@icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside