In this spooktacular Halloween-themed show I:

• mostly tried to get taxidermists to stuff and mount dead people for use as Halloween props. Most refused, but I finally did get one to agree!
• asked about tricking out deer head mounts with googly eyes, bobble heads and laser beam eye cameras
• used bodies in my car to get access to HOV lanes and tried to bring them into a supermarket so they wouldn't be disturbed while I shopped
• called some celebrities like Danny Glover and Evander Holyfield to ask them why they dinged my hearse. (Spoiler alert: Danny apologized for dinging my car. Evander humblebragged about being the 2x heavyweight champion of the world).

Chat VIP

• @dialtrolls for the limericks AND celeb numbers was a hard one to beat this week
• @icecat for the wicked drawing of the milkbox mobile with mummified bodies propped up inside

Thanks to

• @dialtrolls for sharing celebrity phone numbers
• @kali, @glassgirly and @luapo2 for joining as Patreons! And all my existing Patreons!
• the hilarious comments and suggestions in chat!
• The show title and original idea from this reddit commenter: ols887 https://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/1fw7uxi/comment/lqcqehj/?context=3&share_id=BoIMMIeXyi7eafpO9AWbk