On this episode we call businesses:
asking them to turn off their lights because it’s ruining our astrophotography
do a car ding call, courtesy of @phonelosers
ask hotel front desks to stop prank calling me, it’s really immature
give some people our new number
get a front desk to sing to us
sing happy birthday to another front desk
Thanks to these folks for today’s show:
On this show, I call law firms about last Sunday's Swanson/Sorenson seaside Soiree Disaster.
I also call hotels to get my girl a pretty pass for smoking in the room.
Lastly, we call hotels to send in our kids to raise money for the victims. Anything we can do to help the victims of this tremendous tragedy.
In this episode I called law firms and eventually got an alliterative story down where I want to sue the server and suit seamstress at the Swanson-Sorenson soiree for shooting soup scoops down a soup chute, onto a shoddy suit sleeve seam that was sewed so-so by Sue Sasso of Sasso's suits. There's more, it's very annoying and very hard to say, but eventually I got through it!
Thanks to @xenorax for this episode's title
Give clarity to someone who was kicked out of a casino.
On this episode I ask random stranger to be my son's god father and some accept.
Get confirmation of inappropriate journalist quotes from hotel front desks about their facilities.
Take apart toilets to go magnet fishing.
Complain that toilets don't fit your entire hand.
Call people and name your baby after them. Invite them to the baby shower to give a speech (some said yes).
Thanks to these fine folks for joining calls:
Happy Labor Day folks - I'll be doing some chewing and swallowing tonight at the normally scheduled time, which leaves my mouth parts unavailable for a show. Hope you all understand. I'll force wind through my mouth meat later this week though.
Lots of engineering social awkwardness tonight - this was a lot of fun:
I also did try to call back the Casino Lady from Saturday night's minisode, but no luck on her picking up yet. :(
Thanks to the mystery cashapp donor for your donation! Send me your prankcast screenname so I can credit you properly.
Oh boy, there were some epic calls on tonight's minisode, including one angry sovereign citizen who is going to put me in jail for "insulting his intelligence" (I didn't), and the Karen from this viral incident (copy and paste the full URL - the auto linker doesn't handle tiktok well currently): https://www.tiktok.com/@senor_barragan/video/7225300395755801902
Her call is at 00:54:00
I also got to bake my new hotel neighbor a quiche and got the front desk to help me force my neighbor to eat it.
On this show I try to deliver reverse milking equipment to hotels; Ask hotels to make me pay a pet fee for my virtual pet so it feels more realistic; tow some cars; deliver Arbies from one Arbies to another; call more people to tell them I changed my number; apologize for dinging someone's car; and more!
Thanks to @doglettuce for joining for a helicopter milk drop call.