On this Tax-Deadline Day show I procrastinated my filings by calling a few businesses to list them as dependents on my tax return. I also called hotels and played AI jingles for them. Most surveyed listeners agreed it was a good show. "Worth a listen I guess"-example listener.
Thanks to:
- @dribblybob for becoming a patreon!
- https://sonauto.ai for the amazing AI generated music clips. I'll try to post direct links when I have time.
In this show I call people from the future trying to book rooms retroactively and blow their minds. I also do a bunch of eclipse-related calls, like complaining that something in their hotel made me blind after staring at the sun. And I also get a front desk clerk to cover for me when my wife calls.
Thanks to:
- @animegurl304, and some other number senders!
- DigitalDelightz for the gift.
Stuck in eclipse traffic , maybe later tonight, maybe another day. Sorry folks! 🌑🌞
Happy April Fools. On this show I mumbled into the mic a bunch to annoy people, did some silly translations with @doglettuce and @matthew4, and the show highlight: I convinced strangers to help me eulogize my Uncle Jimothy live during his memorial service (starting at 01:10:05). We got people from his favorite hotel, bowling alley, Veterans Center, Bingo Hall, Strip Club, Cracker Barrel and local restaurant to all say some nice words about him into the microphone during the funeral. This was so fun.
Thanks to:
- Tunabutter for joining as a patreon
- @mbots for the organ music
- @animegurl304 and @thrillingthickn53 for sharing numbers
- @doglettuce and @matthew4 for joining for some calls and hanging out
Sorry folks, had a death in the family. Be back soon.
In this quickie secret unannounced show, @buzzlightbeer and I did a bunch of calls to plant nurseries, trying to coordinate pick ups for our toddlers. Check out @buzzlightbeer's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@buzzytrombone4353
This week's main premise, courtesy of @jesuspenus, was simple: Tell people that you've got a short-term memory condition that forces your brain to reset every few minutes, then drive them absolutely crazy repeating the conversation over and over.
Thanks to:
- @JesusPenus for the really fun and clever show premise.
- @licketysplit972 and @justluapo for the generous tips.
- @revkev and @animegurl304 for sending me phone numbers.
Thanks to @bojack for this fun idea of calling hotels to tell them their smoking holes aren't working properly. Thanks to @revkev, @justluapo and @animegurl304 for submitting numbers!
4/5 dentists recommend this episode. In this episode I:
- call businesses asking for permission to get my duffel bags back out of their crawlspace, discreetly.
- Tell people I found duffel bags full of cash and ask if anyone lost it, or i can keep it.
- Try to get permission to do some light money laundering in their washers.
- Call a business and ask for help coming up with a prank call premise, and then using it on them.
- Ask hotels to help me lie to customers of my ghost tour about hauntings at their hotel.
- Telling businesses I listed them as a dependent on my tax return.
- Telling hotels that I uploaded photographs of guests in their rooms to stock photography sites. (Hattip to @phonelosers and @bassbot for the idea).
- Asking for help locating my prosthetic leg? It must have detached while I was walking out of the hotel and I didn't notice until I was 30 minutes away.
Thanks to @cyflailing84 for joining as a Patreon!
On this show I mostly call hotels to complain about my flight being stuck on the tarmac and ask to speak to the captain. This somehow completely engages them in trying to explain that they are not an airplane and it's really funny arguing with them about this.
Thanks:
- To @criefaux for joining tonight for some fun calls!
- To @mbots for the airplane sound effects.
- You all for your patience while I missed the last couple weeks travelling and gathering inspiration for this show.
- To @HowDidTheyFillYou for the show title.
On this quick pre-makeup show (since I will not be live on Monday) I called places to find out what their deal is. A very drunk @criefaux joined me as well. We also got some DnD calls, and tried to subtly trick front desk clerks into helping me finish my homework.
Thanks to @gabehorn, @mbots and @animegurl304 for sending in numbers.
Thanks to @iregretjumping for the new sound effects.
Thanks to all our patreons and to our newest Patreon @namesakejake.
I'll flesh out this description more soon, but posting it here live so @kennahg1 can find it and listen. Kennahg1, your call starts here: 00:54:45
