On this episode, I try to hire employees of my competitors as secret double agents and fail miserably. So then I switch gears and try to find out how to upgrade my Motel 6 room to a Motel 7 and that's WAY more fun. I then tried the same nonsense with Super 8 -> Super 9 (thx @Joefather) and Doubletree -> Tripletree (thanks @namesakejake) thanks to some hilarious suggestions from chat (see the full kudos list below).

Lastly, I called to find out if my medical marijuana exception allowed my friends to join me in smoking in the room.

There are a few really hilarious clippable reactions on this show. One front desk clerk tried to be helpful while absolutely bullshitting about how to upgrade my room to Super 9. I was also cursed out twice and got my favorite "I've never been asked that before" once.

Thanks to

• all the Patreons. Thanks to devan0213 for joining as the newest patreon
• @iregretjumping for the show title
• @icecat, @mbots, @iregretjumping and @ibuprofen for sending in phone numbers
• everyone in chat with the hilarious suggestions

I’m planning on having a funeral for my grandmother on Monday night but haven’t had the heart to break the news to her yet. Wish me luck!

I’ll do a makeup show later in the week at an inconvenient time and place.

On this offensive, and mostly tax-themed episode I try the following premises:

• Calling people and immediately yelling PRANKED, because damn did i prank those idiots good. People fell right for my prank trap. Losers.
• Calling up taxi-services and taxidermists to get help with my taxes.
• Calling up taxidermists, to get my body stuffed and mounted with animatronics when I die. Thanks @despicabledogs!
• Calling up places with my blind translation service aids @doglettuce and @greenimp.
• Calling up places and swapping places with my brother Johnthanon (@doglettuce) every time they asked a question, to drive them crazy.
• Also Fraink Katz, Sr. joined for part of the show as we called more tax services, so he could find some hot young tax honeys to ask to go out for an ice cream soda pop. At one point a hot tax honey asked his name, and he replied "It's Frank Katz, but you can call me Daddy" and I think I spit soda all over my screen. Damn it Frank.
  and more!

Thanks to:

• @doglettuce and @greenimp for hanging out and joining in some calls!
• @420cat for the show title
• all Patreons, old, new and future

Yarrr maties, on this Saint Patrick's themed episode:

• I call liquor stores from the Take-a-Wish foundation and let them know about the DUI experience we are staging for the Take-a-Wish kids in our parking lot.
• We end the show by hosting Lepre-Con 2025, a Leprechaun themed rave for dying children, in a hotel lobby.
• We also played a bunch of Milkbox originail songs. That's honestly probably 50% of this show. But it was a lot of fun, I promise.

Thanks to:

• @kali for the show title
• @skibomonster, @charliedollar, @poopmypee, and @jpprice14 for joining as Patreons.
• https://suno.com for providing an amazing platform for making music
• all my amazing Patreons

On this episode I:

• call hotels and demand they give me a refund for the hour they stole for me during the daylight savings time switchover.
• call hotels and tattoo parlors, pretending to be a neighboring competitor, and play very offensive (AI-generated) diss track about their business, that I say is slated to play on the radio (hattip @namesakejake and @phonelosers)

Thanks to:

• j and @skibomonster for joining as Patreons
• everyone who contributed song and call suggestions
• all Patreons

On this episode I generate some hilarious AI songs, and try the following call premises:

• Trying to get permission to bring my therapy skunk into the hotel (Kudos @pewpewrun)
• Gaslamping the front desk that it was not against the rules for my service animal to smoke in the room, so why was I fined?
• Making people listen to me freestyle rap
• Generating AI jingles about polarizing topics (like Trump's war on DEI), and making it include mention of the call recipient in the lyrics. Then convincing them it was running as a national advertisement.

Thanks to:

• everyone who submitted hilarious ideas in chat
• @iregretjumping for stealing the kudos award spotlight from needy people. Again.
• @Omnom for becoming a Patreon
• all the other Patreons who help support the site

What a fun Saturday night! First @phonelosers hosted @theCallective and that had an amazing turnout. Then I went and did a variety show, featuring some prank calls, an appearance of Fraink, and most fun: some hilarious AI generated songs. We made a bunch live songs during the show using Suno.com, with help from chat.

Here are some of my favorites created last night:

• An epic broadway musical number about Angela Lansbury ripping a fart while on stage (kudos @gretagarbage)
  https://suno.com/song/329a4f2a-3570-47df-b3bc-9ee7607f9595?sh=myXOapsgvwa1ZBfM

• A heavy metal song about a 7/11 employee refilling the hot dog station (kudos @mrsmalls and @criefaux) https://suno.com/song/81be74c5-278c-475d-9d1a-2ebe5c16c00e?sh=ze4VCSxhq0n4kEA0

• A 1990s rap song about airplane safety instructions (kudos @iregretjumping)
  https://suno.com/song/dc555e7d-822e-4651-a451-56965b01a657?sh=69UA4x0DvI9SAEVD

• A bluegrass country song about pushing grandma down the stairs:
  https://suno.com/song/3d706012-6966-4434-b21c-38419740ff20?sh=w5DKgQckadhbCwgS

I plan to do these regularly! This was so much fun.

Thanks to @andyanderson and @gretagarbage for hanging out on air during the show. And thanks to @iregretjumping for hogging all of tonight's kudos awards. So selfish.

I usually skip this part.

This is a Hit or Miss episode. If you're only allowed 183 episodes, perhaps skip this one!

• On this episode I convinced people that I was a private eye under cover in their dumpster on a stake-out, and asked them to send me a roll of toilet paper.
• I also convinced someone to attach GPS trackers to cars in their parking lot for me.
• Then we had Fraink join the show to book spray tans for him so he looks good at his upcoming funeral.

Thanks to

• @mrsmalls for the show title
• chatters of the week, @kali, @yourmum and @eviloctopus for their great suggestions!
• all Patreons

Trying out a new show format to augment the normal Milk Box Show which will continue Mondays at 7. This show will feature an unscripted AI bot named Fraink Katz, Sr, a grumpy WW2 veteran, looking for love in all the wrong places. On tonight's episode, Fraink looked to get tattoos, but only if it was done by a "nice skirt" (his words).

At the end of the episode, I also do some traditional calls as well, so Fraink can get to sleep.

I'm still working out the show details and Fraink's kinks, so expect the first few to have some rough edges while I work out the best possible format and tools to use.

Thanks to @iregretjumping for the show title and @ionlysmile for the patreon donation!

00:12:42

I have a friend's wedding tonight. I'd write some kind of humorous excuse, but there's nothing funny about marriage.

Makeup show on Tuesday!

This clip show celebrating 3 years of Prankcast was a ton of fun!

Note: This features calls from many different hosts, so includes graphic/explicit material on some of the calls.

Thanks to:

• the following hosts for submitting musical numbers and intros for the show: @bassbot, @andyanderson
• the following prankcasters for submitting clips: @andyanderson, @bassbot, @drtomservo, @dialtrolls, @despicabledogs, @criefaux, @icecat, @phonelosers, @devonanustart, @mbots, @milkbox, @iregretjumping, @greatbigpete, @gretagarbage, @molinwolf, @delinquenst, @bray90210, @kingpoisson
• to @criefaux, @icecat and @despicabledogs for being amazing admins of the Prankcast community this year; and to @phonelosers, @iregretjumping, @chrispy808 and @bassbot for maintaining a great community on WOPC.
• All the @Prankcast hosts (past and current) for keeping me belly laughing for the last 3 years.
• all the supporters on Pateon who help keep Prankcast going.

Y'all rock!