• Sending my kid to your office for Take Your Kid to Someone Else's Work day.
  • I'm giving my 8yo son some life lessons - so i want you to know that he has my parental permissions to stand outside your hotel lobby and smoke a pack of cigarettes
  • ask the front desk to have The Talk with your son
  • Can the hotel distract your son for maybe 15-20 minutes because you want to go bang your wife
  • I'm a doofus and accidentally packed the hotel towels and blanket and pillows and and tv
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