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Finally had some time this holiday weekend to do some calls! @criefaux joined in the fun.

  • Calling hotels asking if they have any extra manpads, manpons, or other manitary male hygeine products to stem the sacktating menhorrage from my bro flow, after my misterectomy brocedure at my guynicologist to remove my broveries, fellalopian tubes, mendometrium and duderus.

  • Asking what time mens hours are at the hotel?

  • Calling hotel rooms to ask them to stop taking so many breakfast sandwiches at the buffet.

I had some wifi issues so this was a bit of a frustrating show. Luckily for new listeners I stitched them all together so you can listen to them at once.

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Gobble, Gobble! On this extra-long and ultra-girthy show @icecat and @doglettuce join for some fun calls:

  • trying to set up my thanksgiving dinner in restaurants, but i bring the food

  • Accusing people of stealing my rat (Thanks @animegurl304)

  • Trying to sell and deliver buckets of blood to restaurants.

  • Telling Wendy’s the manager gave you permission to use the deep fryer to fry your thanksgiving turkey. (@WDUM premise)

  • Calling restaurants to siphon grease for the children's hospital Thanksgiving program. It's a program run by Gary's Grease: Geese Grease for creaky Greek Geeks

  • Calling restaurants and giving them your account number and pin

  • Rerun: Calling places to give them my new number

  • Calling hotels to check how much money is left in the room meter

  • Asking to be transferred to the Turkey Man

  • Firing people from the board

  • Calling gas stations to tell them someone's pulling it off

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Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

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@JesusPenus has described the Milk Box Show as a "fun lab experiment in making prank calls and performing social engineering." And yeah, tonight's was definitely one of those shows.

  • What happens when you call regular businesses and have a bunch of people speak simultaneously, as if they are a single person?
  • Or calling a business and swapping places with a stranger every time a new line is said, without breaking character or the previous narrative?
  • Also featuring some regular prank calls to room 117, where we ask the guy staying inside to stop jumping on the bed and singing the no more monkeys song. (Turns out he was in a wheelchair, but honestly that makes bed jumping even more dangerous so I'm glad we intervened.)
  • And more!

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Some more stupid silly premises tonight. I had a fun time. And so did you. And you better not tell anyone otherwise.

  • Calling Veteran Affairs Centers to bring my cat in for a check up. (Sorry!)

  • Trying to get restaurants to prepare my steak vegan style.

  • A few social engineering restaurant calls where I get some unethical shit heads to agree to trick my vegan wife into eating meat; to give extra sugar to my diabetic grandma; and to feed peanuts to my very allergic brother. Moral of the story: restaurants will do whatever you want.

  • Calling Olive Garden and trying to kick everyone else out to set up a private mafia business meeting. Fugeddaboutit.

  • Accidentally confusing the department store Ross Dress for Less with Cross Dress for Less. (Sorry!).

  • Telling Pet stores your toddler accidentally walked out with one of their gerbils.

  • Calling IHOPs to tell them your kid walked out with one of their mice, do they want it back?

  • and more!

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IceCat hosts a prank call mash up of calls from GretaGarbage, DogLettuce, DespicableDogs, CrieFaux, and himself, IceCat! First there is an hour of fun critter themed music and instructional mouth noises, then the Zoo Crews first episode. It's an audio collage of clips and calls that are sure to leave you giggling. Then after the show IceCat opens the mumble server and are joined by GretaGarbage, Phynch, Matthew 4, Criefaux, Gordo, and DevonAnustart for more hijinks.

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Towing more cars, dropping packages from helicopters, and setting up the 501c3po non-profit Second Chances (learn more at https://vagibond.com) program for violent felons in people's parking lots. I enjoyed this and hope you will too.

This was a makeup for my shortened show last night. The audio during the helicopter call was unfortunately edited down because Rocket Broadcaster blasted everyone's ear drums during a call.

Thanks to @criefaux and @doglettuce for joining in for some calls.

Thanks to newest patreon @obsolescence!

Thanks to @iregretjumping for lending his helicopter improv.

Thanks to @icecat for the awesome outro commercial for Prankcast!

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A spooOOOooktacular show where meat puppets full of scary skeletons push wind through their meat flaps. Calls include:

  • Calling up hotels to complain that my tv isn't working in my bedroom at home.

  • Describing the noises in my phone line to the front desk, by audibly repeating them onomatopoeia style. There's your word of the day. 00:08:22

  • Asking my Hearing-Ear Dog to translate for me.

  • Asking for a puppy-pass for my dog smoking in the hotel room.

  • Thanking hotels for letting me stay in vacant rooms without their permission.

  • Trying to convince a mover to help me move a few heavy rolls of carpet, in a butcher truck, in the dead of night, no questions asked. 00:38:47

  • Accusing a roofer of leaving graffiti on a roofing job and he goes OFF. 00:45:08

  • Complaining to theaters that we saw two kids stacked in a trench coat sneaking into an R-Rated movie. I got them arrested and even got a free popcorn out of it. 00:59:10

  • Asking for help navigating out of the air vents before the Russian spy ring catches us.

  • Asking if people saw two spies swapping a manila envelope.

  • Asking hotels if there's some kind of signal jammer blocking all my GPS trackers I put on the cars in their parking lot.

  • Asking the front desk to help me translate the conversation between the couple speaking Russian in the room next door, that I am hearing through my stethoscope.

  • Trying to give the codeword to my attache contact at the front desk to get access to the safehouse. 01:27:59

  • Trying MEATMEMBER discount codes on hotel rooms.

  • Bringing my urine sample to the front desk, as per Dr. Pepsi's medical van instructions.

  • Trying to get some kids in my van to give out the Halloween candy.

  • Setting up spooky fake fire effects on the roof of the hotel.

  • Calling hotel rooms and letting the resident know there's a plumbing issue and we'll need to let everyone in the hotel use their toilet, and to quit being a toilet hog. @Mathew4 joins in. 02:50:23

And more!

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We call hotels and ensure that they have the candy ready for the Mayor.

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Jeremy from Finish Line seems to be a real motherfucker lately!

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@bray90820 clipped a WILD new bot and her name is Kathy!!!
So I spent some time taking it for a test drive.
00:24:30 the bot premieres.

Ty @bray90820

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JIAD & Crew do fake interviews on a fake podcast where fake callers call in and ask fake questions.

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Some absolutely hilarious and utterly ridiculous calls tonight:

Here are the exact timestamps of some highlights below:

00:17:26 - I get the front desk to leave a note for my buddy Robert while singing the Name Song.

00:32:50 - The front desk helps me identify this weird clicking language i heard some other guests using. They were 3 blonde brothers.

00:43:29 - Asking the front desk if they have extra conception harnesses.

00:53:33 - Asking the Mictrotel front desk what the hell? And they proceed to Microtell me off.

01:03:09 - Getting the front desk to sing My Darling Clementine to me.

01:32:44 - A fun meat member call, where the caller wont let me text my meat member.

01:41:03 - The best meat member call I've had to date. Thanks to @iregretjumping for suggesting that I add that the caller would pretend they dont know what I'm talking about in the ad itself, which led to absolute looping hilarity.

02:01:18 - Robert called the front desk back from the first timestamp above, and asks to have the front desk read him his messages.

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