Prank call shows, with friends

This is for @BJMoulton

On this episode I invest in everything! and try to get a refund on the spray paint i shoplifted from home depot courtesy @itstiff.

Thanks to

• ben and sissi for joining as patreons
• @andyanderson for the show title
• all Patreons

Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.

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Mall calls, clowns, CL, and more! Lots of good jams, and prayer line calls! Thanks to Rat King & Joe Father for becoming Patreons!

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Accusing people of being too flirty with me yields surprisingly fun results (thanks Kali!)

I'll fill in more details later.

On this episode I call places on Memorial Day for a moment of silence and see how long I can get them to hold it. It's pretty funny if you're into that sort of thing. More happened, but I can't remember what.

More to follow! I am putting conditioner in my hair. I will fill it in after.