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Listening to showtunes and bothering hotels in Nebraska

This week we learn that Kermit the frog does not like the smell of bacon. we also learn how to calm our mind so that you don't become a raging alcoholic like Jim Henson!

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First off, thanks for the HUGE lead in from @phonelosers for this Callective. It's truly inspiring to see how far Brad has come since making calls on the Callective less than a year ago. Also thanks to @iregretjumping for having me co-host.

This episode has calls from Crimson, Saturn, AnteaterTpose, cyberspacekosmonaut, MrLallyBirdie, Rozin, GreenImp, Invicid, (THEN!! Saturn jumps in to talk to LEXI'S BOYFRIEND [iykyk]), Buc-ee's Kansas City, Iregretjumping, Icecat, Luke, and more. My favourite part about this show is hearing a new (to me) name doing a SOLID call. This episode has a few of those from very talented individuals. That's the magic of the Callective!

We had fun with Lexi's boyfriend, Lexi, and various earworms from Barenaked Ladies and Smash Mouth.

Thanks for hanging out, and we'll be back next Saturday with more group calls on The Callective!

Featuring Lexi's boyfriend who I was completely unsuccessful at trolling.

https://youtu.be/9keFsUiQRzI?is=JF2k-B2q3J__tLWt

On this episode, I lazily didn't come prepared with a premise, so I made that the premise and called various businesses to tell them I just want them to hurry up and pick what i should get for me. That was especially fun when I called tattoo parlors, home depots, trader joes, and hotels to get them to just pick for me.

Also there's a secret call after the credits, but I shouldn't have told you that.

Thanks to

• Myself for the show title
• all the fun chatters who yelled out hilarious ideas and dad-jokes in chat
• all Patreons

Some real firecrackers in this episode